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Sam Morgan

@OneManPubCrawl

chaos and disarray

 London
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Joined December 2010
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Hey @Dpdcourier_FAQ Driver didn’t attempt to deliver and the picture supplied is a building a mile down the road. Who can I contact regarding this.
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YES! People think that bars, pubs and restaurants are public spaces. They're not. 99% of them are small, privately owned businesses. We let in who we want and we kick out those we don't like. Want to be a cunt AND eat great steak? Open your own fucking restaurant.
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Big up @HawksmoorTweets Perfectly handled.
Guramit Singh (@Guramitsingh01) profile pictureGuramit Singh
@Guramitsingh015 Jun 2025
Just been kicked out of Hawksmoor steak house for no reason. Literally juts had our starters.
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🎶 She wore an Itsy bitsy teeny weeny…
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ALT Photo of the packaging of M&S Cheesy Mushroom Arancini

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Weird being in other countries on a Sunday. What do you mean you don’t drop tools and do a completely different food menu for 5 hours.
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This is stunning
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Cook@GaryUsher_11 May 2023
Don’t worry though I’ll save elite bistro making caramel on tick fucking tock.
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@anon_opin26 Mar 2023
These fucking wide, short Camden "pint" glasses can fucking go in the bin.
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Yes please
Stiegl.UK (@Stiegl_UK) profile pictureStiegl.UK@Stiegl_UK14 Feb 2023
Happy Valentine’s Day! How much would you *love* to see this in the UK? ♥️
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Every time.
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Wrong. All sauce was created equally.
Anon Opin. (@anon_opin) profile pictureAnon Opin.
@anon_opin29 Dec 2022
There is no North/South divide for ketchup vs brown Sauce. The simple truth is that ketchup is for children and brown sauce is for adults.
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@elonmusk26 Oct 2022
Entering Twitter HQ – let that sink in!
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Club Tropicana scraps free drinks due to soaring costs
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Let us be clear: we're NOT helping Boris get home today
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👋
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This feels like a good moment to promote one of our most popular sides.
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#GeneralElectionNow you twisted fucks.
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Well I guess it’s that time already. @BootsUK have spoken. It’s Christmas!!!!
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This means he holds our song “fuck a dog in the ass” in a high regard. Seize the day, Jamie. But you are on your own with the no mouthwash thing.
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