I bind you, Nancy

Joined August 2009
ladies and gentlemen, the sign-off 🫡
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what are posts that aren’t load-bearing anywhere but your personal lexicon. like the ones that weren’t really popular but are so enshrined in your mind that you just assume they got hundreds of thousands of likes
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never let this hero to the trans girlies die
No one ever says "this is a tiktok from two years ago you have to see" Disposable content. Created in 24 hours to be consumed in 24 hours and never seen again
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we're living in increasingly unfergalicious times
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in one million years you won’t guess what this video sounds like
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wouldst thou like to live fergaliciously
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This is my favorite Fucking thing 😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 @TsMadisonatl1
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JD Vance had a very awkward visit to a donut shop in Georgia earlier. Trust us, it’s worse than you even think.
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Chris Pratt wants to be Ryan Reynolds. Ryan Reynolds wants to be Hugh Jackman. Hugh Jackman wants to be Ethel Merman.
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Carole Radziwill and Heather Thomson
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happy pride
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Happy pride ❤️
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I bet the board is spelled B-O-R-E-D
Name something that’s forever funny no matter how many times it’s repeated.
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delta for president!
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Judy was the world’s greatest entertainer and one of the funniest women on the planet to boot! I will die on this hill.
Elaine Stritch and Judy Garland talk about taking Mame on the road….
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- the trolley song (Thunderpuss Remix)
MGM should rerelease the trolley song with: - the trolley song (extended mix) - the trolley song (sped up) - the trolley song (slowed down) - the trolley song (a capella) - the trolley song (instrumental) - the trolley song (honey dijon remix)
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Meeting your cousins cousin is actually wild
What video is the reason they shouldn’t ban TikTok?
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