Oneiromancer

I see a couple that are younger and more attractive than me. I feel inadequate and selfconscious around them. I try to compensate this by acting interesting and clever, but it doesn't seem to work #dream

A church full of black and white bats #dream

A man walks into a room naked and says 'Do you think you know who God is?' and proceeds to rip his own head off with his bare bands. Blood spits out the stump where his head used to be. A pair of heads then grow out of his neck and start arguing with each other. #dream

I have stolen a truck and everyone crams inside! We then ride through the streets of India. We drive over ramps and fly above the children and women in the streets. #dream

I have been tasked to escort a team of men on an expedition through swampy lands and mountains. As I wade through a swamp, I can see a colossal snake rear its head in the distance. We are suddenly ambushed by two creatures that resemble alligators. #dream

I find myself in a dark and murky city. I fly around in search of a lighter space to explore, but I cannot find one anywhere. #luciddream (feat AI-generated image)

I watch as my aunty falls from a building window. I quickly cover my ears so I don't hear the sound of her hitting the pavement #dream

I have cut my finger open deep. I am bleeding so badly that my hand is covered in blood. The blood then becomes gloopy like syrup. #dream

I find a bible on the floor. The pages are torn, and the gilding has been rubbed off. #dream

I have finally moved into my new home! Which means I have more time and energy to record my dreams 🥳 Let's see what tomorrow brings!

It's the zombie apocalypse, and we live in a camper van. We find two zombies that seem more 'human' than the others; they can talk and interact with us. One of them has translucent skin, and the other is missing a nose. At some point, they both escape! #dream

I have found a palm-sized dragon. Only I can see the dragon; everyone else sees a carrot. I look out the window, and a giant black dragon emerges from the water and perches itself onto the side of our building, bellowing. I throw the baby dragon at it, and it flies away. #dream

I go upstairs to get changed, and I encounter my Uncle who I haven't seen in over a decade. He looks fatter than I remember. He apologises for not seeing me #dream

I bump into a man that claims that his hand was once amputated and sewn back on. I look at his hand closely and see no scars. I think he might be lying. #dream

I look at the palm of my hands, and there is a large hole in each one. I hold my hand up my face and look through the other side. I am perplexed that there is no blood #dream

I am back at school, and I've forgotten how the cafeteria works! #dream

I fly around on a UFO with my boss #dream

I want to go to bed, but there is a giant tarantula sat on it. #dream

I am trying to explain Gnostic cosmology to someone and butchering it. #dream

I am at a restaurant that is run by talking crabs, and the only food they serve is crab. #dream