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Joined March 2013
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Review | @enemiesmusic - Valuables by @OnlyHereForSimp "an incredible last record" ow.ly/GXUV307kD4Y
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.@realDonaldTrump You look like a Wotsit covered in pocket fluff.
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Taking inspiration from @fantasticdrfox and @BastardEvents - New Music in the UK: Say Hello to Bastard Assignments - nubimagazine.com/bastard-ass…
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"Condition one," I said. "Liverpool must scrap the 'you never wore cologne' slogan. I get through a bottle of Brut a week, so it has to go."
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My 'How to Take Insults On the Chin: For Dummies!' series has sold less well than anticipated.
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ArcTanGent’s 10 best Mathematical Wizards – Part 1 nubimagazine.com/arctangents… via @NUBI_HQ @65dos @lambhornband @Mybshwll @weareaxes
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Amazing that on this day in 1969, man walked on the moon. I still remember what I was doing as it happened: watching the moon landing on TV.
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I remember a few years back, Steven Taylor was excited about a film called Aunt-Man. I had to laugh. I said, "son, an aunt-man is an uncle."
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I renewed my Newcastle season ticket on fixtures day until Sir John Hall pointed out that, as the manager, I didn’t have to pay to get in.
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A: Let's just say my password is all in lower case *grins mysteriously* B: So ... it's 'allinlowercase'? A: *stops grinning & goes white*
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These song sheets are given out at New York City FC matches, making them pretty much the worst club in the world
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Bradford City Fans Start Brilliant Chant About Lack Of Sauce On One Fan’s Pie (Video) whoateallthepies.tv/videos/2…
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