
comedian, writer, voiceover artist, dragon. I make words for @Reductress & @REALpunknews sometimes.
Los Angeles
Joined February 2011
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Why I’d Rather Be Hit by a Car Than Do a Light Jog Across the Street: ow.ly/a4ir50JtZh2
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This year’s best picture nominees if they took place in LA:
The Banshees of Inisherin:
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Before the Memphis Police Dept. releases the video of 5 MPD officers murdering #TyreNichols during a routine traffic stop, and that heinous video inevitably goes viral, I want to amplify THIS video of Tyre LIVING his best life. 🛹👑🙏🏿😔✊🏿
#JusticeForTyreNichols
🎥: Austin Dean
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Twitter in 2009: Michael Jackson has died
Twitter in 2022: Twitter has died
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too old for tik tok, too young for facebook, too weird for linkedin, not weird enough for reddit, too ugly for instagram…where will i go now
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BREAKING: Elon says it will cost people in LA $8 to tweet “Earthquake?” when an earthquake happens.
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What is it called when you drive a Tesla but say you’re leaving Twitter because of the new owner?
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A Gingerale will cure ailments of the body and a Dr Pepper, ailments of the mind and spirit.
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NOPE (2022) Dir. @JordanPeele

































