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Optimistic Burger retweeted
I keep staring at this tweet like it’s an abstract painting. Every time I look at it, I discover another layer.
Mark Levin is still using AOL.
Mark Levin got locked out of AOL.
Mark Levin spent eight hours arguing with AOL tech support, presumably ON A TELEPHONE.
And now Mark Levin is going to discuss his AOL troubles on his RADIO SHOW.
This isn’t a tweet. It’s a historical artifact out of a 30 year old time capsule.
I wonder if he sent it to everyone on Friendster
Folks, I have spent literally the entire day trying to get someone at AOL to unlock my email. For the last eight hours, I have been told that the issue has been escalated to supervisors who would contact me. I haven't heard a thing.
You would think that, since I'm one of the last human beings on the face of the Earth still using AOL, they would take care of this. You'd be wrong.
So, once this gets resolved, hopefully before the next presidential election, I'm dropping them. (I kept them this long out of convenience, but now I have no reason to keep them.)
I'll see you on the radio at 6 p.m., at which time I will address this further.
Young women don't do things like this for no reason.
NEW: Ole Miss has launched an investigation after multiple women were accused of making monkey noises outside the apartment of three black students.
"My daughter sent me this video from her Ring camera at her apartment," Tasha Bolton said on FB.
"She’s a freshman at the University of Mississippi. She has 2 black roommates. The girls on the video live upstairs from them."
Vice chancellor for student affairs at the University of Mississippi, Shawnboda Mead, says the school has launched an investigation into the incident.
"We are committed to following our established processes to ensure a thorough review while prioritizing the safety and well-being of our campus community."
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Optimistic Burger retweeted
Republicans were and are losers. Before Donald Trump, they were not even a viable national party. Neocons and RINOs are happy to go back to being happy losers as long as Democrats throw them scraps like the little dogs begging under the table they are.
Did you all forget?
Optimistic Burger retweeted
.@BarackObama had control of every wing of the government. He had massive political capital to make people accountable for the Iraq war and the financial crisis — Instead, he use that political capital to pass a massive financial giveaway to the monopoly health insurance companies that has been incrementally, choking, American individuals, and companies ever since.
Optimistic Burger retweeted
The big construction companies will continue to lobby politicians for cheap illegal labor so they can make an extra buck instead of employing Americans.
Not a single politician will enforce the law and arrest these employers.
Our country is cooked.
Cooked.
This place will be South Africa in 20 years.
Trump endorses an amnesty deal with Democrats, saying immigration maximalists are on the “pretty far right” and suggesting that illegals who have been in the US for 10-15 years should have an opportunity to stay.
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You just copy Marvel and make it rated R.
Seems like a no brainer to me.
James Gunn and Peter Safran will no longer run DC Studios.
Jeremy Latcham, who previously served as a producer at Marvel Studios, is taking over DC.
(Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
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Optimistic Burger retweeted
It’s notable how little coverage Mexico receives in the US, despite its importance to us. Very few Americans could tell you anything about the country’s politics, or how they have evolved
Optimistic Burger retweeted
If you’re a millennial, you’ve spent your entire adult life watching the United States engage in action after action in the Middle East without any lasting success, without even a definition of success - and no apparent strategy. It just goes on and on and on and on.
And she'll get a pardon before the term is over.
Today is my last day as White House Chief of Staff.
Serving President Trump in the White House has been the honor of a lifetime. I’m so proud to have been a part of what we’ve accomplished together from securing our border and cutting taxes to strengthening our economy and putting America First.
More than anything, I’m grateful for the extraordinary people I’ve had the privilege of working alongside. While my role may be changing, my commitment to the President and the mission never will.
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Optimistic Burger retweeted
The depressing part is that Mystery Grove actually knows the answer here.
He wrote a piece in 2023 on Pyotr Stolypin, the hardline Russian prime minister who managed to check revolutionary violence in Tsarist Russia while implementing economically productive private property reforms.
MG explicitly points out that Stolypin warned the Tsar that foreign war would destabilize the Russian regime and damage their economic agenda:
"Stolypin’s victories were of the most tangible kind a government official can achieve. He took a nation overrun with horrific violence and gave it peace. He took a nation plagued by economic inefficiency and backwardness and gave it seemingly endless growth. The rising tide lifted all ships. Nearly everyone in Russia, from the richest to the poorest, could benefit from Stolypin’s reforms. Sadly, these reforms would not last. Stolypin was one of the fiercest advocates against involvement in foreign wars, saying that Russia needed another two decades of peace for his plans to take full effect. In his absence, pro-war voices gained the majority in Russian politics." [bolding my own]
Stolypin was then publicly assassinated by a leftist terrorist and the Tsar subsequently ignored his advice. Nicholas II took Russia into WWI and the hard left ended up taking over.
There are parallels to our own time.
For one, Charlie Kirk was one of the biggest voices in Trump's inner circle, next to JD Vance, warning against the Iran war. Then he was assassinated by a leftist terrorist.
The result of the Iran War has been a backlash that empowers the radical left. Obviously our situation is not the same as that of Revolutionary Russia but this was avoidable. The example of history was available.
It really do be like that.
Being right years ahead of others isn’t nearly as satisfying as people think. Nobody apologizes for treating you like a crazy. They just come back years later, repeating what you told them as if it’s some groundbreaking revelation because they finally heard it from someone else.
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