Marowak gonna getting torched, bench him for a Hitmonchan.
Rhydon is a downhill runner, but not versatile enough. Give me Arcanine at HB.
Alakazham at QB — bro can literally read the Defense.
Work in Mr. Mime as a slot receiver.
Me and the boys came up with the All 22 of Pokemon from original 150 (no legendaries)
I think we nailed it
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Henry Rymer retweeted
why are they playing Rains of Castamere while my plane is boarding wtf is about to happen
Law clerk introduced herself by offering her left hand for a handshake, realizing her mistake, and switching to the right one.
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They do this to the men during basic training. Don’t believe me? Look it up.
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When the random cousin I haven’t talked to in a decade shoots me a text asking for legal advice xitter.gq/DetectiveSpade_/status…
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Is Dr. Pepper an M.D., a PhD, or one of those lame lawyers that insists a J.D. entitles him to the title?
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“Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.”
USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.
Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.
I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."
"They just come with the table, man."
They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.
This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.
I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.
"Did we…?"
"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."
Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.
My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."
Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.
I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.
Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.
I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.
Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.
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Henry Rymer retweeted
If Jameis Winston throws and INT this Sunday, I will give away a Legends Football to someone that likes and retweets this.
May the odds be in your favor.
Truly disgusting that we do this to cows just to get egg nog during the holidays. Congress needs to intervene NOW.
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This is all really hard to believe if you’ve never been a criminal defense attorney and have gotten packets of discovery that shows a client — unequivocally— giving incriminating info to everyone and their grandmothers.
I try not to be a conspiracy theorist, but I have a REALLY hard time believing in a short text exchange, the alleged shooter:
> Makes his confession.
> Confirms location of the weapon.
> Confirms the type of weapon.
> Confirms it was wrapped in a towel.
> Confirms his motive.
> Exonerates the decoy [George Zinn].
> Admits to the bullet engravings.
> Confirms the wardrobe change.
> Confirms how long he’s been planning it.
> Discloses the existence and location of a [now destroyed] pre-written confession note.
> Randomly tells his boyfriend that his dad is die hard MAGA (as if he wouldn’t already know given the nature of their relationship)
> And is worried about his Dad/Grandpa being upset if he doesn’t come home with the rifle, not the fact that he just used it to commit a murder.
Not to mention a 22-year old terminally online Zoomer using phrases like:
“Squad car”
“Drop point”
“Swept the area”
“My vehicle”
“Till I died of old age”
“My old man”
I’m sorry, I just don’t believe it.
H/T @urinalwallpoet @andrewmaga84
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Henry Rymer retweeted
swifties 2 years ago: what is a field goal
swifties now:
As was foretold in the prophetic film “Demolition Man”, the Franchise War has begun — this is merely the opening salvo.
Sometimes, people want to change things just to put their own personality on things. At CB, their goal is to just delete the personality altogether. Hence, the elimination of the "old-timer" from the signage. Heritage is what got Cracker Barrel this far, and now the CEO wants to just scrape it all away.
At Steak n Shake, we take pride in our history, our families, and American values. All are welcome. We will never market ourselves away from our past in a cheap effort to gain the approval of trend seekers.
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