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And that after this is accomplished, and the brave new world begins
When all men are paid for existing and no man must pay for his sins,
As surely as Water will wet us, as surely as Fire will burn,
The Gods of the Copybook Headings with terror and slaughter return!
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I did a G Flip Split once in the early naughts.
I was five shots into a Cuervo revolver when someone offered me the weirdest tasting gummy bear I'd ever licked. Long story short, the next morning I did a two-mile walk-of-shame back to my car with no underpants and seriously pulled Gracilis.
0/5 ⭐️ Would not recommend.
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Marco Rubio finds out that he has to travel to a five mile long space station located in neutral territory...
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Fennel is Satan’s plant. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
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Teenagers really are like AI agents. You need to give them very specific detailed prompts to get them to do what you want and they’re still gonna find a way to hallucinate BS anyway.
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Drunk Politics: Again with Feeling xitter.cf/i/broadcasts/1qxvvejyd…
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Massive 80-ton boulder comes crashing down at New Hampshire attraction after more than a century trib.al/fuDXeni
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#BREAKING: Japanese Minister Hosono issues emergency request urging citizens to stockpile food and water.
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I got a gold watch after working one week at a jewelry store. Long story short, I was fired
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"TOTALLY DON'T CARE WHAT MALES WANT!"
"HERES MY TITS!"
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Ok, yes, accurate.
But since nothing culturally significant has occurred since the 90s, 2009 and 2026 are literally the same fucking year.
