Ori

Why was the movie 'rush hour' titled 'rush hour?' am I missing something?

Attention all...I am standing next to uncle jessie right now.

I actually had to use the word 'dauphine' today...

Just got on a random shuttle in vegas...hopefully it doesn't end up inHOSTEL

Mmmm...smells like hookers and cocaine...must be Vegas!

How come it is ok for people to just skip the line and go right to the front?

I'm bringing back 'trainwreck' as a describing word...as in 'jesus that movie was a trainwreck'...funny enough also a new position.

Not until november.

Shoot me

There is absolutly no fucking hope for the movie going experience. It's social time apperantly.

Semen is only 1% sperm. The rest is made up of fructose sugar, water, vitamin c, citric acid, enzymes, rotein, phosphate, and zinc...

Note to self: invent time machine so can go back in time and unwatch Evan Almighty.

Oh belts, you will be the end of me.

Good news! Apendix may be useful after all. Sucks to your appendicitis...

Is it bad that I have an outlook reminder to illegaly download the new foo fighters album?

Ori's opinion about last night: the only good things about playing shows are the fans and the music. all the other shit can suck it.

Halfway through his lunch, ori realized that he was ingesting citrus on the day of his show...nice.

No one offer me any fattening food ever again. Including me. Also...charles shaw kicked my ass last night.

Sam is the best.

Nothibg like dealing with magots when you're crazy...