A professor with the wrong kinda views
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Academics are like cats, almost totally worthless and easily distracted by shiny objects.
Yeah, but it's bifurcated. Same as ever, just the cheating method has changed. The bottom half do whatever they have to do to get a C. The top half wants to learn the right way. Life as a teacher gets infinitely better when you stop caring about the bottom half.
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Honestly, I don’t want technology to advance any further. I think we need more gardens, more front porches and fewer screens.
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A Europa será destruída por mulheres que projetam naqueles animais a maternidade que cabia aos filhos que elas abortaram.
You cannot comprehend how indoctrinated the youth are until you have a student use a human baby in the womb as an example of a parasitoid in humans.
My wife was speaking remnants of her German knowledge at dinner last night. Toward the end, my youngest son goes "Shreken ze doich" 😂
Gotta love that in addition to getting screwed by CC companies for transaction fees, we also now lose a few cents of each cash transaction because there are no pennies.
You might think this is a first grader writing "prayers." You'd be wrong. It's a college kid writing "prairies."
One of the greatest tragedies in life is putting the ice cream scopper in the sink, turning on the water, and it hitting just right to shoot back out onto you.
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It’s always a message of fear. My entire life. Nuclear winter, killer bees, acid rain, global warming, rebranded climate change, Covid, now AI. Reject the demonic spirit of fear.
If you want to understand how bad things are in academia, our director of engineering didn't know the difference between Romex and fiber optic wire.
The more I learn about science, the more obvious it is that it's all God's plan. There are too many coincidinces. The amount of "luck" needed for all these things to have occured is improbable.
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What if we just ordered a new Congress from TEMU? It would still be garbage controlled by foreign countries, but it would probably be cheaper.
Gotta love the grout I accidently dropped on the tile and didn't see is like concrete in the presidential bunker but the stuff I purposely fill in might as well be putty.
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Forty years ago, nobody carried water everywhere. You left the house at 8 AM with absolutely no hydration strategy whatsoever.
Somehow you survived until dinner without a 40-ounce emotional-support tumbler.
