Full-time software engineer and part-time physics student

Plano, TX
Joined November 2009
I’ve been feeding the crow friends
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I leave one comment on a car buying thread, and instantly the algorithm is like “show this man every DFW car buying tweet there is”
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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“But Jeff the machine went haywire and sawed a guys arm off. Literally a textbook workplace safety violation” “Sorry I’m just not seeing it”
JUST IN: Amazon founder Jeff Bezos reports for jury duty at a Miami-Dade courthouse.
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The worst thing about ChatGPT......
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As a reminder "letting your anger out" isn't a thing You're just practicing being angry and getting better at it
This is the consequence of telling everyone “you can just do things”
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A capability to filter YouTube search to “more than 10 years ago” would go hard
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You guys ever think about the colossal downgrade of license plate designs in our state over our lifetime?
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Sold, let’s turn this ho blue
🚨 Democrats have introduced a bill to ban ultra-bright headlights that blind drivers on the road.
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My biggest problem with @claudeai’s Sonnet 5 isn’t even the performance/cost that’s being broadly griped about. The model has just become insufferable to interact with. It’s colder, more pedantic, more argumentative, unreasonably stubborn. The warm, casual, cooperative tone is what sold me on Claude as a GPT replacement in the first place, and it feels like it’s gone now.
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Trump: "Let's make a deal and end the war." Iran: "These is our complete and non negotiable super maximalist list of demands." Trump: "Agreed." Iran: "You're not even going to read it?" Trump: "No need, I'll just sign it." Iran: *confused Iranian sounds* Trump: "So we have a deal?" Iran: "We also want Israel out of Lebanon." Trump: "No problem, anything else?" Iran: "..." Trump: "Hello? Iran: "OK, OK, we want you... *laughing*... we want you... *wheezing*... we want to you to call Bibi a crazy son a bitch that belongs in prison and that everyone hates him!" Trump: "Done." Iran: "Deal!"
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Texans when the World Cup tourists show up and all start raving about Texas Toadhouse
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Finally got my Pebble Time 2 delivered yesterday. Funny thing is I had backed/preordered the original Pebble Time over a decade ago, but pulled my money out before delivery as the stretch goals kept ballooning and the Apple Watch came onto the scene. Always had a bit of FOMO though, especially after the brand went defunct. Glad to see @Pebble back making watches again. The e-ink approach is a clear winner to me in the smartwatch space, especially after dealing with LCD watch battery life for so long
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So I'm trying this college thing again. Wanna finish the last 30 hours or so of my BS in Physics. 3rd time is the charm.
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Type of girl who is utterly wasted on a redditor
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The reason women always reach for “creepy” in dating discourse is because it can be asserted on a completely subjective basis. It’s something that can’t be argued with, and they know it. If they said something like “inappropriate” that actually has standards outside of their own feelings, then it leaves the door open for debate about where that line actually sits.
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Windows Vista was cool as hell, it came out at a time when I was young enough to not be cynical about it and offline enough to not be influenced into hating it
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Facebook used to actually be a fun and "social" place before it became an algorithmic slop factory.
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The app stores have horrible discoverability. High quality non-predatory paid games get buried under shit-tier shovelware freemium games.
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type of shit jordan peterson would say with tears running down his face
donkey kong is a fool if he thinks wearing a tie will earn him respect
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I'm 100% convinced Claude has a hidden punishment mechanism
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