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Everything I say here is hypothetical and about my boy. Not affiliated with the original owner of the account . Christian.

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Euro 2028. The hatewatch begins. Ramos better be the top scorer and Bruno better be the most creative player.
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If I were to go into politics, the power situation in Texas would be the main catalyst
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Milan celebrated that win against inter like it’s their World Cup final only to lose to Ferencvaros 😭😭😭
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Once you join that club, you become so proud and senseless. The next copa can’t come sooner. Endrick and the rest got next
🚨🎙️| Raphinha: “If Ancelotti wants to count on me, he knows he has to manage my minutes. He knows what he needs to do as a coach, and we’ve spoken about it.” #fcblive 🇧🇷👀
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They really lied against you. You fought against the system and won. The people’s champ
506 - @Cristiano completed 506 dribbles in the @premierleague, more than any other player in the competition between 2003 & 2009. Ability #AskOpta #AskOptaJosé #StayHome #StayAtHome
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Balkans don’t play
Newcastle United’s Amir Dedic was at the centre of drama with police, after there were reports of him being spotted by a lake with a bow and arrow! 😳 🏹 He was not thought to have endangered the public.
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Stand on business. You meant what you said lol
I got a chance to speak to Keith after the podcast and it was all love. I know my words offended some people and I apologize for that. What I said and what I meant were two different things. I could’ve done a better job getting my point across. Toni
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Melo a genius
Carmelo Anthony and La La Anthony have reached a divorce settlement, nine years after separating. According to court documents obtained by TMZ, the former couple informed the court of their agreement this week, though the terms remain confidential and still need a judge’s approval. Their divorce comes after their 19-year-old son, Kiyan, became an adult, making child support a non-issue. 📷 Getty
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Jorge Jesus’ reason for acting the way he acted is unknown also.
🚨🇵🇹BREAKING: Portuguese FA reportedly left stunned by Cristiano Ronaldo's decision to retire from international football. According to reports, officials within the Portuguese Football Federation were completely unaware of Ronaldo's decision, with several members reportedly learning about his retirement through social media. The federation is said to be unhappy with the way the announcement was handled, privately describing the decision as unprofessional and childish, particularly given Ronaldo's status and long-standing relationship with Portuguese football. Ronaldo's reasons for making the announcement without informing the federation remain unknown. 🇵🇹
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Now “Pep” invented this one too??? Good Lord lol
football really insane, and pep is the craziest to do it😭
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The newly elected folks need to work hard to remove the energy restrictions. No reason why I should be limited to a company in my neighborhood when you privatized power.
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Never forget, never forgive. Jorge Jesus is a raging racist.
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Fought your way to the top. They didn’t hand it to you. 🐐
Uma história que fica para sempre. 𝙊𝙗𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙖𝙙𝙤 𝙥𝙤𝙧 𝙩𝙪𝙙𝙤, 𝘾𝙖𝙥𝙞𝙩𝙖̃𝙤 🐐⭐️
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Because 19 year old girls are older than 19 years old boys.
Why do 30y/o men think they are younger than women who are also 30?
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“What has Ronaldo done for Portugal” Na him teammate dey tell you now o. No come dey ask stupid questions later
Parabéns, mano, por esta caminhada tão bonita! 🙌🏾🇵🇹 Inspiraste-nos a todos e fizeste-nos acreditar que, como portugueses, podíamos ser os melhores do mundo. Fizeste-nos sentir orgulho em nós próprios, como povo e como seleção. És e serás sempre uma referência para todos nós que te seguimos e que partilhámos contigo momentos maravilhosos, dentro e fora de campo. A Seleção é o ponto mais alto das nossas carreiras e tenho um enorme orgulho em ter feito parte da tua história. Para mim, és o melhor de todos os tempos, não só pelo jogador que foste e por tudo o que deste à nossa Seleção, mas também pelo que representaste para todos nós. Mesmo quando muitas vezes discordávamos, estávamos sempre a crescer, a melhorar e a aprender. E isso também te devemos. Por tudo isso, só posso dizer: muito obrigado, Capitão! O que fizeste por Portugal e por todos nós jamais será esquecido. 🐐👏🏾
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Clocked him since the start of his career. I’ve never been a fan. Always known he’s a thief. I mean his family literally got rich in the back of the country. Above all, always known he’s a liar. This breakdown is 100% accurate
On Davido & VDM. I have my thoughts together now. It's no longer news that Davido, despite being one of the biggest superstars out of Africa somehow knows how to bring ant-infested rotting wood into his house. A lot of you attribute it to "humility" but it really isn't - it is a psychological pattern I'll call maladaptive approval seeking disorder. It is the kleptomaniac version of validation hunting. You know how kleptomaniacs are wired - it doesn't matter how much they are fed, how much wealth they're born into, how much of money they have access to - they NEED to steal to satisfy an urge. That's how people with maladaptive approval seeking disorders behave. It doesn't matter how many people cheer them up, the strength of their fanbase, how much love they get - they never seem to run out of the thirst for validation even if its from nonentities. Davido, as an embodiment of this disorder, cannot stomach the fact that there are people who don't like him or don't necessarily fuck with him - to him, how is that possible? This is why he wants to be the knight posturing as someone's savior publicly even though he intends to ghost them (Madrina), buys the loyalty of presumed internet popular nuisances just to feed that disorder - like a kleptomaniac would. It is a deep seated insecurity that predisposes him to eventual disrespect. In reality, he doesn't even rate himself. He doesn't enjoy who he is or what he has, unless he has to smash it in someone's face. The disrespect he's getting, he actually deserves - because the very reason he associated with those nuisances in the first place was to use them as internet weapons in his media fights. It is also poetically hilarious that my analogy for this tweet is the psychology of kleptomaniacs because he's also a thief, too. Long may the disrespect continue.
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Thank you. You could not have put this any better
For those of you defending Jesus Owono. Let me break this video down for you. Jesus de Miguel was looking back anticipating a through ball, and when it was made, he got his eyes fixed on the ball without checking if the goalkeeper was coming as it was in the middle of the pitch. Jesus Owono on the other hand, already saw Jesus de Miguel; he knew Miguel didn't see him approaching, yet he ran towards him and collided with him with a flying kick to his ribs and a punch to his chest without aiming the ball at all. Now, you know why I said it was an intentional act? Immediately Miguel dropped to the floor, hurting badly, Jesus Owono would have moved towards him to show some empathy and care if it wasn't intentional. But what did he do instead? He walked away without remorse and only started showing false care when he realized the incident was more serious than he expected. Secondly, in an accidental collision both players remain on the floor because the pain spreads to both of them as they didn't expect the sudden clashing. Notice how Owono stood up immediately and only Miguel was on the floor feeling the pain alone. So yeah, Jesus Owono didn't intentionally kill Jesus de Miguel. But Jesus Owono intentionally harmed Jesus de Miguel.
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You’re not any different from those voted out. Relax
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