Paige Johnson EIC @outcastpress Transgressive fiction, dirty realism poetry, subversive comedy. Author of Percocet Summer and Citrus Springs.

United States
Joined September 2022
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After minutes of research, it seems like that H3 podcast is basically the Howard Stern show for adults with hand sanitizer clipped to the outside of their backpacks who DoorDash every meal because of their self diagnosed anxiety disorder and teens who have no volume control
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Ethan Klein while cheating on his wife for some reason
Ethan Klein dressed his wife and his mistress up as thing 1 and thing 2
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I saw a little girl dressed up as a bee keeper at trunk or treat AND SHE HAD HER GUINEA PIG IN A TINY PORTABLE CAGE AND IT WAS WEARING A BEE COSTUME.
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We need to bring back tumblr so I don't have to see into these peoples lives
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them mini mics rlly got ppl thinking they saying something
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🌙 🍬 🎃
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Yaşlı bir kadın, yaptığı kedi aksesuarlarını satmak için siyah kedisini model olarak kullanıyor.
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Se eu começar aos poucos, acho que ninguém percebe, né?😶‍🌫️
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Great point. The world is really suffering from a painful shortage of books that consider issues like race, gender and class.
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How fat you gotta be to notice an uber eats ui update
this uber eats UI update is horrendous wtf
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my manager, btw
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Replying to @mihi_radfem
I like older men but, like. Harrison Ford. Not Vinny from the pawnshop.
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Gm!
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Replying to @emmasarchivee
I hate ppl who take hypotheticals so seriously that they dont answer the fucking question 🫩
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They should come up with a name for someone that tries to hurt you after you help them. Maybe named after an animal.
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your own family won't like your story but the guy you were in slow math with in highschool will
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“Boys will be boys” is something mothers say about their sons when they're getting muddy in the back yard, but for some reason feminists have co-opted the phrase and applied it to r*pe or something
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not to suck the cock of advertising, but I like that they made the M&Ms into little guys who hang out together because that does seem like what they would be up to
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Half of all "ick" stories are like "yeah he was arrested for domestic violence while on our date" and the other half are like "he only had AAA batteries in his house no AA"
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