Overly Attached GF

Makes wedding plans with your mother. You never proposed. #OverlyAttachedGirlfriend

You pocket dialed me. So i listened for 6 hours. #OverlyAttachedGirlfriend

"That's what she said." Who's "she"?

I wish I could kill my parents. So I could live with you.

If you leave me i will kill myself. And it will be your fault.

You said "be back in three minutes". That was four!

You forgot to tell me you were going out with your friends! Luckily I installed a GPS in your car so I could tag along.

You ate at Wendy's? Who's Wendy!?

Let's leave skype on so we can watch each other sleep!

Surprise! I stopped taking birth control two months ago!

How could you cheat on me....In my dream last night!?

One week anniversary!

Dating for one week. Tattoos your face on her breast.

Borrows your phone. Deletes all contacts but hers.

My password? It's my first name and your last name.

I learned how to Photoshop. Look how cute our kids will be!

Surprise! I stopped taking my birth control two months ago!

Guys night? Sounds fun, where are we going?

Doesn't spit or swallow. SAVES

Pinholes in your condoms? I have no idea who did that!