Lawyer ||Sports Enthusiast|| Poet|| Fan of Chelsea, Warriors, Cr7, Curry, Novak [email protected]
Lagos, Nigeria
Joined November 2013
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Ekweozor Emeka retweeted
Fox: Why are you here this morning?
Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
Ekweozor Emeka retweeted
Football belongs to the fans! Thank you to all the fans around the world, the Ballon D鈥橭r of All Time is also yours.
Ekweozor Emeka retweeted
馃弳 @Cristiano has won the @BallondOr Of All Time award for his iconic 2008.
Legendary 馃悙
Ekweozor Emeka retweeted
My uncle did a mission trip to Africa to teach a village how to raise pigs for food.
They flew in with a bunch of pigs, built pens for them, Food and water troughs, and taught them how to breed them so they could always have meat. Two weeks of work and teaching.
They went back a year later to check on the village. They had thrown a giant party the night after my uncle left, slaughtered and ate all the pigs, sold the feeders and fencing, and were really pissed off that the mission didn't bring them more pigs.
Let鈥檚 go馃挭馃徑馃挭馃徑馃挭馃徑
Good morning my Pitakwa peeps. It鈥檚 another day to remind you of our fair happening on the 7th &8th of Nov.Pls I urge you to visit my booth and patronize.Trust me,it would be worth your cash. You don鈥檛 only get to eat,you get to play games too at my stand. Thank you鉂わ笍
Ekweozor Emeka retweeted
Good morning my Pitakwa peeps. It鈥檚 another day to remind you of our fair happening on the 7th &8th of Nov.Pls I urge you to visit my booth and patronize.Trust me,it would be worth your cash. You don鈥檛 only get to eat,you get to play games too at my stand. Thank you鉂わ笍
Ekweozor Emeka retweeted
If this message appears on your timeline:
Happy Sunday. May this day bring you peace and joy. Amen.
Ekweozor Emeka retweeted
There is nothing more patriotic than a small-town voter rendering motormouth Ramaswamy speechless, in 2024, for 90 seconds:
"You may be a millionaire, and know how to avoid paying taxes by incorporating companies in Bermuda, but let's talk about your lack of job qualifications."
馃毃 Quick Buckeye reminder about Ramaswamy, from Republican @GovChristie, who made mincemeat out of this misogynist motormouth when he slandered @NikkiHaley in 2023.
One quibble on the wording (and a new #): #Misogyswamy is America's second-most obnoxious blowhard.
@amyactonoh
Ekweozor Emeka retweeted
Resist the 7 Deadly Sins
1. Pride
2. Greed
3. Lust
4. Envy
5. Gluttony
6. Wrath
7. Sloth
Embrace the 7 Heavenly Virtues
1. Faith
2. Hope
3. Charity
4. Prudence
5. Justice
6. Temperance
7. Courage
Ekweozor Emeka retweeted
21 years ago I named "Reddit" and everyone said it was a horrible name, but I insisted one day people would say "I read it on reddit" and used my CEO-privilege to overrule everyone + kept the name. Now the company twitter account (unbeknownst to them) is making the joke. Heh.
