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my twitter persona is a hyperbolic charicature of myself in which i exaggerate certain characteristics of my personality to get fake internet points
anyone who knows me outside of this dumb app knows im pretty chill and normal
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tweeted that the oneblade is a bad product that sucks and the "so you hate pancakes?" people got their grubby little mitts on it bro
just took me less than one minute to shave using traditional methods...
if only i got out an overpriced electric razor and fucked with that for no reason for 10 to 15 minutes and then just shaved with a regular blade anyway...
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the german dub of ocarina of time is so funny every character sounds like that little german boy who got to drink cola and play fortnite
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if your pussy got spike traps and other obstructions around it please do not try to have relations with me
oopsies mommy made a hyperbolic statement on the super duper serious debate app where we fight and argue over every little thing that is said and done instead of making silly jokes with one another and making out...
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