THE IMMACULATE DEGENERATE McCarthy was right. Gig Em

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I've decided to exclusively drink these on Saturdays til Aug 2027
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4 pasos para ser de ultraderecha : 1. Trabajar 2.Querer formar una familia 3.Saber economía básica 4. Bañarse
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I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I just voted for a realtor.
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Trump with a brutal Talarico impersonation in Texas. Vintage. 😭
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Colt McCoy (rightfully) wasn't allowed on AF1.
.@POTUS arrives in Corpus Christi, TX with @JManziel2 and @DannyAmendola 🇺🇸
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Texas A&M is just 8 of 24 (33.3%) on fourth downs over 10 losses under Mike Elko while going 21 of 29 (72.4%) over 24 wins. Of the 16 failed conversions, nine were with 1 or 2 yards to go, with seven being runs up the middle (including three out of the shotgun). More here:
I rewatched all 16 fourth downs Texas A&M failed to convert through 10 losses under Mike Elko, charted them and looked for patterns. A&M clearly has a fourth-down problem. Here's what I found ($): on3.com/sites/aggie-yell/new…
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Since 2003, The Texas A&M Board of Regents has: * Hired 5 new Head coaches * Offered all 5 contract extensions * Paid 4/5 buyouts worth $97 Million * Acquired $57 Million buyout for Elko * TWO 10 win seasons * 0 National championship apps. * 1 playoff appearance
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I rewatched all 16 fourth downs Texas A&M failed to convert through 10 losses under Mike Elko, charted them and looked for patterns. A&M clearly has a fourth-down problem. Here's what I found ($): on3.com/sites/aggie-yell/new…
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Maturing is realizing sick days are also for when you're sick of everyone's shit at work
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I can't believe it is almost time to watch Die Hard.
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Oregon just fired their OC—even with a better offense than Texas A&M. Meanwhile, Aggies fans have watched Holmon Wiggins struggle all season, despite Marcel Reed starting every game. Is it time for A&M to make a change at offensive coordinator? Sound off below! #Aggies #gigem
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This is very sad.
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I’m just reposting every t-sip doing this because it’s hilarious
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Liberals when their red blooded American quarterback named after a gun doesn’t share their views
Colt McCoy??????????? WTF
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I was raped in Barney's NYC dressing room in the late 90's by @SenSchumer. I don't remember the exact day or time. Hell, I don't even know for sure what year it was. But I have just as much evidence of Schumer raping me in Barney's as Carroll had for her charge against Trump. I'm coming for you Chuck; you better lawyer up.
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Austin was voted best college town
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JUST IN: Trump to reportedly campaign alongside football star Johnny Manziel in Texas tomorrow as part of a final push ahead of the midterms.
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Texas A&M punted in this situation. Worse still, they let the clock run down to 3:53 before they did it. This is a coach trying to mitigate the final score, not do everything to win. And there's a huge problem with punting here 🧵
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If Colt McCoy gets hurt, does Trump still rally?
News: Trump is bringing three football stars — Johnny Manziel, Colt McCoy and Danny Amendola — onto the campaign trail in Texas tomorrow The play: Turn football fans into midterm voters — especially the young men who helped Trump win in '24 axios.com/2026/10/26/trump-s…
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Leftist longhorns crashing out over Colt McCoy is my fav thing today Colt and seethe 😂
Replying to @matthewamiller
If anyone wants a signed Colt UT jersey, I would be glad to sell them mine. In the words of my grandmother, I have turned his picture to the wall. @ColtMcCoy
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After this Saturday, Texas will have played 21 regular season SEC games since joining in 2024. In 8 of those 21 games, they will have faced a team playing with their back up QB. Absolutely insane
Sources: Mississippi State star QB Kamario Taylor will miss the rest of the season, as he faces surgery on his injured toe. Taylor has an appointment today to get his toe checked out by a specialist and could have surgery as early as tomorrow. He’s expected to make a full recovery.
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