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6/10/09 shocked and persuaded my soul to ignite. Music | Movies | Auburn football | Auburn basketball | USMNT

Follow the lines going south
Joined April 2013
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🎶The terrible thing about hell Is that you’re posting from there and can’t even tell🎶
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I like that people are already complaining about all the losses from a 9 game SEC schedule when no one has played more than 6 conference games.
NEW: Texas head coach Steve Sarkisian says the SEC is cannibalizing itself with a nine-game conference schedule👀 "Any way you slice it, it’s eight more losses. So if you are fortunate enough to be part of that discussion from the committee, how much is the committee going to value one more conference game in the SEC, right?" He added: "To some degree we put the cart before the horse." (h/t @InsideTexas) on3.com/news/steve-sarkisian…
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Hang the banner!🍾🥂🎉
The only SEC team that… Went 3-0 in exhibitions and beat two P4 teams that were in the NCAA tournament last season ✅
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Golesh’s success at Auburn will be based entirely on whether or not he is willing to cut ties with his USF players and staff in the offseason.
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Getting both Durkin’d and Joe Gordon’d is a brutal combo
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Durkin simply can’t match up against teams who can throw the ball.
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Auburn bigs are not very bright with when to foul.
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That one ref has money on the exhibition game
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Too many fucking nerds have too large of a platform in college football
“College football is not a tournament sport.” @JoshPateCFB sounds off on the 24-team college football playoff 👀 (via @richeisenshow)
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No one “college footballs” better than Auburn.
Love Auburn. Hate Auburn. THIS is what College Football is all about and they can never take away from us.
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You’re right. I like it more.
After today, you don't hate the 24-team playoff enough.
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Okay, that’s a promising a stat.
Alex Golesh becomes just the fourth Auburn head coach since 1909 to defeat Georgia in his first season with the Tigers. He joins Gus Malzahn (2013), Tommy Tuberville (1999) and Terry Bowden (1993) ➡️ Auburn247.com
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Worst holding call I’ve vever seen
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Chris of the Elder Noobs retweeted
Waffle House kind of night!
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LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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The mid game magic has completely faded.
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Mark Zuckerberg ass head coach
Florida head coach Jon Sumrall exits Texas’ stadium wearing a cowboy hat after the upset win💀 (via @GatorsFB)
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Georgia fucked around and let Auburn get some motion
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I’m glad the coaching staff realized running Bryce Brown is good offense.
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