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I recently wasted so much time switching something my JavaScript app uses because "it's what the community is moving to". How much my users care: 0 No one told me to upgrade my app's deps. I didn't spend enough time asking myself if this would improve customers' experience. Meanwhile, I haven't written any Go for 6 weeks but I can bet you nothing new has happened there.
“I want to build things for people” 💯
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@Elliot_K_Hudson Hello! Are you the author of The Foundations of Cruelty in the Quake Brutalist Map Jam? If so, I've been searching for forever to find 7/7 secrets. Only one left to find. Do you remember where those are?
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Nevermind! Found it.
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pmilkman retweeted
No reason to own a DSLR camera in 2023 anymore Just an iPhone is enough youtu.be/oY9qKzEvIaM
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. @elonmusk having a rare moment of unintended humility?
Those who want power are the ones who least deserve it
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When I started getting into programming, all these massive frameworks and CLI tools were so intimidating. JavaScript was such a breath of fresh air in comparison. Just add a script tag and off you go. I sometimes worry we've recreated the environment that almost scared me off.
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Probably the most well put argument I’ve seen about this.
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think about it: PHP has been serverless forever. Every page spins the PL and that’s it, nothing is shared across requests. When Node.JS arrived, one of the main advantages was to never need to bootstrap JS or modules each time, hence win in performance. Are we paying attention?
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pmilkman retweeted
Web development is nothing but a restaurant: HTML • Bricks, Pillars CSS • Paints, Furniture JavaScript • Electricity connection DOM • Reconstruction API • Menu card Server • Waiter Database • Kitchen
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Indicative estimates of Russia's losses as of March 3, according to the Armed Forces of Ukraine.
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It's a myth that JavaScript is hard. JavaScript is one of the most friendly and approachable programming languages.
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My yoga teacher always starts class with this line: "Congrats. The hardest part is over. You showed up." I feel like that mindset applies to most other things. Worrying about a task often is far worse than the task itself. Starting is the hardest part.
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✨ What's new in DevTools (Chrome 96) ✨ 🌈 The long-awaited CSS Overview panel is now available for preview! 💟 Emulate CSS prefers-contrast ♠️ Emulate Chrome's Auto Dark Theme 🗒 Copy CSS declarations as JavaScript And more! Try in Chrome Canary. 👉🏼 developer.chrome.com/blog/ne…
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I love this time of year where for work I read essays by HS Seniors who have applied for college scholarships. I don’t know who needs to hear this today, but there are bright, compassionate, hopeful, and engaged kids out there who want to make the world a better place. – at Milwaukee, WI
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Dont suppose any devs reading this tweet has worked with the eBay partner program api eh?
In Sun Tzu’s The Art of War, “The Attack by Fire” is not a “Be like water” metaphor; it is actually about setting your enemies’ stuff on fire.
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I remember a time when @ChessBase was at the forefront of computer chess innovation. Now they're resorting to copying other people's work and passing it off as their own. Sad to see. :( lichess.org/blog/YCvy7xMAACI…
conservative: so a janitor should make $15 an hour? me: yes conservative: and i guess kids flipping burgers should make $15 an hour? me: yes conservative: next you’re gonna tell me that grocers shou- me: did you just have this list of people you don’t respect ready to go
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