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Ngl this isn’t NOT true anymore… but I do a ton of mean replies too. I think the true reason is that receiving twitter notifications gives me a high
Remember kids, fiscally reckless = spending tax revenue on improving the lives of their constituents. Fiscally responsible = tariffing every other country on a whim, killing as many children in the middle east as is possible, and adding $40T to the national debt
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I forget what this is I think its like the Little Caesars $5 meal deal they do from 12-2pm on weekdays? Fuck yes dude
Also if Sierra Mist was a woman I’d fuck her
Which is a very funny joke if you know why they rebranded
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"im too self-aware for therapy" no. bitch. you're not. bitch. if you were, you'd understand what therapy actually is. bitch. insight isn't integration. bitch. you're chronically intellectualizing. bitch. you need to feel yourself. bitch. lil hoe ass bitch
I read them and they are right
Replying to @mrw1sconsin
Genuinely read the quotes and you’ll be astounded at how many people cannot comprehend basic English.
I make this kind of joke reply and I literally get blocked over it??? This is deadass so embarrassing. What are we doing bro
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high school is funny because you’ll go home scratch your ass then play overwatch and your classmate will be living in a Dennis Cooper novel
I think that bc we have a clean water crisis atm we should start using unclean water for toilet water so that it can go to treatment plants, and so that these stupid public toilet flush sensors can stop wasting so much water
Oh god. If I’m not careful this life is coming for me
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We need the same laws
Brazil has some very interesting election laws
-People can vote as young as 16
-Voting is mandatory unless you are illiterate or over 70. Blank votes are permitted
-Despite requiring everyone to vote they hold elections on a single Sunday
-They banned corporate campaign donations & instead provided taxpayer funded airtime
I don’t know much Playboi Carti but I do know Beef (feat. Playboi Carti) by Ethereal and thats a banger
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Elon Musk is without a doubt the most grotesque example of extreme wealth being mistaken for virtuous genius that I’ve ever seen, no contest.
A dude whose business empire has had the exceptional luxury of upwards of $38 BILLlON in government contracts, loans, subsidies, and tax credits that lectures us on government waste, fraud, and abuse.
He takes a literal fucking chainsaw to government aid, while hundreds of thousands die from the lack of access, and simultaneously engorges himself at the public pig trough of endless money.
He then takes the grift cash to buy elections, outright rig them, gains extraordinary access to the backrooms and convinces panting sycophants that he’s “fighting the establishment.”
He IS the establishment.
Years and years of missed deadlines, self driving promises just around the corner. Spectacular theatrical marketing presentations presented as new technology, with an army of ball riding zombies to explain why his latest failure is actually evidence of 5D chess wizardry.
All in line to be the friend he doesn’t have.
He was emailing Epstein to find about the “wildest parties” on child rape island, and you people still clamber.
Speaking of mouth breathing followers, the cult surrounding him is even more disturbingly dangerous.
Every glaring contradiction becomes an insult worthy misunderstanding.
Every dumb comment is a masterpiece. Every legitimate totally fair criticism becomes proof that the questioner is stupid, jealous, or secretly working against humanity itself.
It’s so blatantly a cult.
At what point does this bizarre admiration become deliberately and completely giving up independent thought?
You can acknowledge the success of his companies and the remarkable engineering feats without cosplaying that he’s some infallible prophet.
And give his employees some credit.
He’s a trillionaire with huge political influence, a pretty pathetic appetite for public attention indicative of someone that’s insecure, and a documented history of promise after promise that he doesn’t deliver on.
Please, don’t confuse money with intelligence.
They rarely go hand in hand.
Also, realize that proximity to great power is not synonymous with moral authority. The truth is historically the opposite.
And for fucks sake, stop worshipping people who wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire.






















