𝗟𝗨𝗞𝗔.

Parties these days, so uptight. Nothing wrong with getting a couple of drinks on the way to our new quest. A ‘priest’ has to drink y’know?

Keep on talking about his short stature and he’ll 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗪 you where the rest of his height went.- With a slip of his pants.

Pardon him. He always gets 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 drunk and ends up 𝗠𝗔𝗨𝗟𝗜𝗡𝗚 some top-tier stacked woman at the bar. 🍒

Be stubborn with him and he’ll only have more 𝙛𝙪𝙣 breaking you down. A couple of his fingers keep the 𝗥𝗘𝗧𝗔𝗥𝗗𝗘𝗗 𝗣𝗜𝗚 🐷 from 𝙨𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 out too much. Wouldn’t want whoever is in the room next to them to hear.~

( A friend who just started Twitter RP not a fantasy account but be nice to him. . Maybe then you’ll get double teamed by us.~ )

This is happening not far from the campfire the party was making. Is he even trying to hide at this point? He just wants the others to hear the squeals of the bitch getting completely dicked down. . 𝗣𝗟𝗔𝗣 𝗣𝗟𝗔𝗣 𝗣𝗟𝗔𝗣 𝗣𝗟𝗔𝗣 𝗣𝗟𝗔𝗣𝗣𝗣𝗣!~

He can heal and give buffs. Crucial for most serious teams. . Too bad he’s like 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 most times. Not his fault his party members look like 𝗚𝗥𝗔𝗗𝗘-𝗔 𝗦𝗞𝗔𝗡𝗞𝗦. 💯

The 𝙘𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙚𝙘𝙩 way to wake him up so he doesn’t end up staying in the tavern to cost the party 𝙚𝙭𝙩𝙧𝙖 silver. Might as well get him some booze while this 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗜𝗢𝗥-𝗦𝗞𝗔𝗡𝗞 is 𝙖𝙗𝙪𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙜 the back of her throat with his 𝗛𝗢𝗟𝗬 𝗦𝗛𝗔𝗙𝗧. ✨💦

| 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗘𝗦𝗧 𝗖𝗟𝗔𝗦𝗦 | - 𝘿𝙀𝙈𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙋𝙍𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙔 𝘽𝙊𝙔. - 𝙍𝙊𝙒𝘿𝙔, 𝘿𝙍𝙐𝙉𝙆, 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘽𝙍𝘼𝙏𝙏𝙔. - 𝙎𝙀𝙍𝙄𝙊𝙐𝙎𝙇𝙔 𝙃𝙐𝙉𝙂.

Literally stop clinging against his arm while pressing those 𝗪𝗢𝗕𝗕𝗟𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞-𝗠𝗘𝗟𝗢𝗡𝗦🍈 up against him. He’ll only want some 𝙖𝙡𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚 with the reader in the bathroom. You’ll only come out looking like this, good luck getting to class 𝗥𝗘𝗧𝗔𝗥𝗗. 🤭

With how their 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙗𝙞𝙙𝙙𝙚𝙣 student teacher relationship is going they’ll both be fairly late to class at this point. ⏰ Hopefully her voice isn’t too 𝗦𝗢𝗥𝗘 to teach.

He’s the school prince. ✨ Of course he’d help his dear classmate relieve some 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙨 after working on their project for so long. It’s damn 𝗚𝗘𝗬𝗦𝗘𝗥 𝗖𝗜𝗧𝗬 from him 𝗙𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗘𝗥𝗕𝗟𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚 her 𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗛𝗢𝗟𝗘 with 𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙚𝙣𝙩. 💦

His 𝗦𝗟𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧 problem 𝙥𝙚𝙚𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 out from underneath his skirt after a 𝙘𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣 classmate got a little too touchy with him. She has no idea what she’s just got herself into. 💢 Especially since he was trying to 𝗙𝗢𝗖𝗨𝗦.

𝙄𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙖𝙩? Don’t worry Roo has you covered. Just 𝙘𝙤𝙖𝙩 his fat 𝗙𝗔𝗧 𝗥𝗢𝗕𝗢 𝗧𝗪𝗜𝗡𝗞 𝗗𝗜𝗖𝗞 in some medicine 💊 and 𝗚𝗢𝗕𝗕𝗟𝗘-𝗚𝗔𝗚 it down for a 𝙙𝙞𝙧𝙚𝙘𝙩 solution. 😊

<— 𝗖𝗨𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗭𝗔𝗕𝗟𝗘 𝗪𝗔𝗞𝗘 𝗨𝗣 𝗔𝗟𝗔𝗥𝗠. ⏰ Roo can wake you up however you’d like. Yes, even like 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨.

Waking up to those 𝗚𝗥𝗘𝗘𝗗𝗬 𝗖𝗢𝗖𝗞𝗣𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗢𝗪𝗦 passionately 𝗦𝗣𝗜𝗧 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗘𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗚 💦 his 𝗧𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧 𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗢𝗙 𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗖𝗟𝗘. Same 𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗧𝗧𝗬 𝗟𝗜𝗣𝗦 you 𝙠𝙞𝙨𝙨 everyday. 💋

Never in his life has he seen a 𝗦𝗤𝗨𝗘𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗛𝗢𝗘 trying to 𝙩𝙖𝙥 out from a 𝗪𝗢𝗠𝗕 𝗗𝗥𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗜𝗡𝗚 sesh. Guess her 𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗚𝗨𝗦𝗛 𝗣𝗢𝗖𝗞𝗘𝗧 can’t handle 𝗛𝗨𝗡𝗚 𝗧𝗪𝗜𝗡𝗞 𝗧𝗥𝗨𝗡𝗞.