He/Him/They
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Here's my new game, "Open Mic Simulator." A game that let's you:
-Meet awful people!
-Tell bad jokes!
-Make bad choices!
-Argue with idiots!
Get the full open mic experience without leaving your browser!
philome.la/PSusmilch/open-mi…
A very nice interview I did with Ewan Spence. Give it a listen!
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Edinburgh! Go see my pal, Patrick! tickets.edfringe.com/whats-o…
Check me out! Excited to be doing Edinburgh Fringe this year!
#SNAPCHATZ - Click for a better #EdFringe 2023!
This morning's #Fringe believers are: SMS Seance holder @PSusmilch, Arch--Finder of long-lost aunts, @vhesses, & a magical realist exploration of mental health from Ezra England!
#Edinburgh
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#SNAPCHATZ - Click for a better #EdFringe 2023!
This morning's #Fringe believers are: SMS Seance holder @PSusmilch, Arch--Finder of long-lost aunts, @vhesses, & a magical realist exploration of mental health from Ezra England!
#Edinburgh
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grocery store chains: we set record profits this year
retail chains: we've never made so much money
energy companies: we just posted our best quarter on record
news article: who is to blame for inflation? you peasants wanting wages, probably
Can’t believe they let @lizzo play the flute captain Picard played first in his mind and then in real life from the episode The Inner Light from Star Trek The Next Generation
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In Justice Alito’s draft opinion reversing Roe, he writes about “an unbroken tradition of prohibiting abortion on pain of criminal punishment,” up until Roe in 1973.
He cites, as historical authority, Sir Matthew Hale.
Let me tell you about Hale & his views toward women.
THREAD
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Imagine trailing to a twice-impeached, Putin-praising, election-denying ex-president who less than 15 months ago was inciting a violent attack on the Capitol. The Democrats, and especially Biden, need to wake up to how much potential trouble they’re in.
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let’s get the price of gas right up to the limit where people stop using leaf blowers
Hey! I wrote a solo show I'm very proud of, incorporating many texts from my dead friends. It's funny, sad, and full of dumb visual gags. Come see it on February 23rd at 9pm at the Lyric Hyperion!
Tickets: bit.ly/textsfrommydeadfriend…
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By age 34 you should have:
1. A failed podcast
2. A failing podcast
3. A new podcast ready to launch
4. A gun
I can’t tell if this is sincere or satire
GM. I’m very excited to introduce @CHFTYPizzas, a collection of 8,888 of the most delicious NFTs baking on the Ethereum Blockchain🍕Follow us and stay tuned for something revolutionary…
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I dunno, this kind of sounds like cheating an old lady out of her book rights, and not something we want to laugh about in an interview with GQ.
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Daunte Wright's mom: "The last few days, everybody has asked me what we want ... Everybody keeps saying justice ... There's never going to be justice for us. Justice would bring our son home ... So justice isn't even a word to me. I do want accountability. 100% accountability."