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Joined November 2020
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my quant determined it was a cooperative inside job. also, he does his best work without pants, so you know its good
$6.3B vanishes from Binance. DetectiveWood opens the case. Redacted brings the files. A masked Plank knows something. Then KimJungWood walks in. 🪵🕵️ Who’s the mastermind? Fictional Plank mystery inspired by the Binance hack. #Binance #Crypto #Plank
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Coincidence?
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Replying to @realtommybib
Investigative Journalist confirmed
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Replying to @WatcherGuru
Coincidence?
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POV: DetectiveWood gets assigned the Binance hack case… and every new suspect is somehow a plank 🪵💀 Who’s your prime suspect? #BinanceHack #CryptoTok #CryptoMeme #Plank 0x69420eaf0eBF43E08F621B014f25cEfDfA7e2DDc Plank.love
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🍊Paba🌱Laba🍊 retweeted
$6.3B vanishes from Binance. DetectiveWood opens the case. Redacted brings the files. A masked Plank knows something. Then KimJungWood walks in. 🪵🕵️ Who’s the mastermind? Fictional Plank mystery inspired by the Binance hack. #Binance #Crypto #Plank
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$6.3B vanishes from Binance. DetectiveWood opens the case. Redacted brings the files. A masked Plank knows something. Then KimJungWood walks in. 🪵🕵️ Who’s the mastermind? Fictional Plank mystery inspired by the Binance hack. #Binance #Crypto #Plank
Binance's initial investigation suggests that the security incident may involve a compromised DevOps engineer’s laptop, which allowed an attacker to gain access to a service container and submit unauthorized withdrawal transactions. We have found no evidence of any wallet private key leak. We will share a detailed technical post-mortem once the investigation is complete and the facts are fully verified. The estimated total impact sits at around $6.3B. We have worked with blockchain partners to freeze affected assets, with ~$3 billion frozen on-chain so far. Binance will cover all losses from the SAFU fund and the company’s funds. User funds are safe. We will also publish an updated Proof of Reserves once the remediation is complete. As an immediate precaution, Binance has: - temporarily suspended deposits and withdrawals while security checks are completed; - revoked the affected address authorisation; - engaged law enforcement and blockchain intelligence partners to trace and recover funds. Our teams are working around the clock to resolve this issue safely and thoroughly. We are working closely with our law enforcement partners to confirm the identity of these criminals and bring them to justice. Please rely only on official Binance channels for updates. Please feel free to contact Binance Customer Support if you have any further questions. binance.com/en/support/annou…
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$6 billion and nobody to share the mountaintop with. It’s lonely at the top. 🪵🏔️ KimJungWood in our fictional Binance hack universe. #Binance #BinanceHack
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Real Gangster 🫡
Dear Secretary Bessent @SecScottBessent, My name is Everett Stern. In 2010 I was a compliance officer at @HSBC. From a back office in New Castle, Delaware, I watched billions of dollars move to drug cartels, sanctioned regimes, and terrorist organizations. The enemies of the United States. I documented it, I escalated it, and when the bank would not act, I took it to the @FBI, the @CIA, and eventually the @SECGov. The result was a $1.92 billion settlement. At the time, it was one of the largest in American history. It was also about five weeks of the bank’s profit. Not one banker was charged. Not one went to prison. I paid a different price. I lost my career, my savings, and my place in the industry I had trained for. I was blacklisted. Every door in American finance closed at once. I slept on a camping cot in a 300 square foot apartment because I could not afford a bed, and I waited tables at @PFChangs to eat. I tell you this not for sympathy, but so you understand that I know exactly what it costs to do the right thing in American finance, and exactly how little the system does in return. I made that sacrifice because I believed it would change something. Yesterday, your department fined @BankofAmerica $1.2 billion for failing to report more than $5 billion in suspicious transactions, some of it tied by your own findings to Chinese laundering networks, narcotics, and the southwest border, alongside 475 apparent sanctions violations touching Russia, Iran, and global terrorism. The bank admitted it willfully violated the Bank Secrecy Act. Fourteen years after HSBC. A bank with “America” in its name. And once again, not one individual charged. Secretary Bessent, I want to say plainly what I believe you already know. The fines are not working. A fine is paid by shareholders, absorbed by the balance sheet, and forgotten by the next earnings call. Bank of America reported earnings this morning. Nobody who set the alert thresholds, nobody who decided the 2024 cease and desist could wait, nobody who chose the backlog over the law will lose a single thing they value. Their lives are untouched. That is the entire reason the behavior repeats. This is money laundering. This is blood money. Money that reaches a cartel buys fentanyl that kills Americans. Money that reaches a terrorist organization buys the next attack. This country has fought a war on drugs and a war on terror for decades, at enormous cost in lives and treasure, and all the while we have allowed the financing to flow through institutions we charter and regulate. Cut off the money and we win. We have never seriously tried. There is also a question of equal justice that I cannot let go. Before I walked into the FBI building to report HSBC, I stopped in front of the Great Seal on the wall and read the words engraved beneath it: “Justice is the defense of our liberty.” I believed that. I still want to. But every day in this country, people go to prison for crimes that are nothing next to moving money for the people who want Americans dead. A suit, a title, and a corporate badge should not be a shield from the consequences that apply to everyone else. If a street dealer goes to prison for what he sells, the banker who moved the cartel’s money should be standing next to him. I also want to raise something that is rarely said in these conversations. Why has no one inside Bank of America come forward the way I did? The answer is that everyone in American banking knows what happened to me, and to the whistleblowers who came after. The last person who spoke up is the only policy anyone believes. That is a culture problem, and it starts with leadership, in the banks and in the agencies that regulate them. This is not a political issue. It has spanned administrations of both parties. It is a national security issue, and I am asking you to treat it as one. Three things would change the math overnight. Refer individuals for criminal prosecution. Not the analyst in the queue. The executives who set the thresholds and chose the risk. One banker in handcuffs would do more than every fine in Treasury’s history combined. End “too big to jail.” An institution cannot be too big to fail and too big to jail at the same time. If it is the first, it must be held to a higher standard, not a lower one. And if Bank of America will not act as America’s bank, review its charter. A national charter is a privilege granted on behalf of the American people. It should be conditioned on not moving money for the people trying to kill them. Secretary Bessent, you said yesterday that these actions send a clear message that even the biggest institutions are not above the law. With respect, the institution was never the problem. The people inside it are above the law, and they know it. Until that changes, I will keep writing letters like this one, and the next bank will keep paying the next fine. I gave up everything I had to stop this. I am asking you to use the power you have to finish it. Respectfully, Everett A. Stern HSBC Whistleblower Founder and Intelligence Director, Tactical Rabbit
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Replying to @brale_xyz
@brale_xyz says its stablecoins are already trading real-world assets on Chia 🌱 Nobody could find them. Not on Dexie, not on Spacescan, not in any token list. So I scanned 750k blocks & @CassXCH investigated as well. They’re there. And they’re apprearently trading🪙GOLD🪙 🧵
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You’re a planktillionaire you just haven’t realized it yet plank.love
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Tune in tonight to Plank Cast for this weeks top stories.
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My fortune 🥠 told me to f*ck 💩 up I SAID MY FORTUNE 🥠 TOLD ME TO F*CK 💩 UP!!! NOW WATCH ME F*CK 💩 UP NARANJA 🍊
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Gmgm 🤙
Good morning 🍄 I’m not sure if you were aware but it’s FRIDAY!!! Get out there and enjoy it 🫵🏼
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journey to a trilly $PLANK begins at the first billy
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every time there is more than 69T plank in the V2 pool
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Give the people what they want, an alternative to @opensea (brokesea) I know a dev that’s been cooking plank.love @RobinWoodPlank $plank
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If you knew. I know.
obviously $PLANK with 9 zeroes is literally free money 0x69420eaf0eBF43E08F621B014f25cEfDfA7e2DDc none of you can list a cheaper token with more buy side liquidity
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look… i’ll be the first to admit that a ton of millennials suck. it’s the first abandoned generation in 100 years of american progress.. insane hyper feminism paired with hypergamy paired with the most rampant corruption in american body politic history pushing ever more destabilizing conditions to a head. we didn’t have a say in that. we still aren’t old enough to run for president.. but this new wave of entitlement from illiterate zoomers has to stop… you were literally born after the prequels bitch, none of that media is your arc. your arc is skibbity toilet and whatever other brain rot for illiterates you all consumed for your developmental years. millennials are now educating you to the JQ and the reality of the world that has been pulled over your eyes and that of genX and the boomers to keep you from seeing the truth. we are literally the only generation that was willing to risk our own livelihood to bring the issues to the table. you stand on the shoulders of giants. the few good millennials are what stand between you and total ZOG annihilation. go read a book. lord knows you are woefully underprepared for the fight that comes next. when zoomers stop lashing out like a bunch of entitled f@ggts then we can unite and overthrow the forces of hegemony and corruption. you would have less than 0 clue about reality if it was left to genX and the boomers to inform you. you’re welcome.
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