23-year-old Jemima Wilkinson emerges from a stupor caused by Columbus Fever and declares that she has not survived, but that she has been reborn as an arcangel named “Publick Universal Friend.”
#SAMSUNG STOP UPDATING MY PHONE AND MAKING IT LESS ACCESSIBLE!!! WHY DID YOU FUCK UP MY SCREENSHOTS IN MY GALLERY, MY LOCKSCREEN CLOCK, AND GAVE ME A FUCKING GOOGLE SEARCH BAR??? FUCK #GOOGLE