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Secret Lair
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@JDVance
This man needs to be made an ambassador of American Goodwill or something.... he does a kickoff to summer with traditional American values each year for the last 32 years, and is an American Treasure. It's not Summer until Joe Nolan says it is!
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US East Coast could face 'cataclysmic' megatsunami from unstable Spain volcano, scientist warns trib.al/zCANR6I
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🚨 BREAKING: A missing memory card has FLIPPED the apparent outcome of a Georgia House race.
Republican Gerald Greene went from trailing Democrat Harry James by 58 votes to LEADING by 262 after uncounted votes were discovered in Seminole County.
Officials found a 388-vote discrepancy during routine checks.
If the result holds, Democrats will have just a ONE-SEAT majority in the Georgia House.
Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger has launched an investigation into the error.
Maybe Democrats can agree that we should now go to ALL PAPER BALLOTS?
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Rebecca Romijn admits on Conan that she almost canceled her appearance after realizing she had to sit next to her long-time celebrity crush
"Yes, I came very close to canceling tonight... when I found out that I was going to be seeing someone that I have a little bit of history with, and it's one-sided history somebody I had a long-term crush on."
"It's weird cause my name is on the show."
"It's not Andy. Okay."
"When I was a girl going through puberty, yes, my womanhood was awakened via dream by Mr. Steve Martin."
"When I pictured myself making this confession, I never pictured him to be sitting next to me on the couch..."
"Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid... Awesome movie. And then I saw The Jerk and that just sealed the deal."
"That's a very sexy movie."
signal.packingprotons.com/#w… @ValliantRenegad @wdwpro1 @ThomasConnorsJr @DDayCobra a creator owned youtube clone. right now, for this test, processing is a taaad slow at ten minutes for 3 hours :)
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"I saw your wife on television too. She sure is an ugly bitch”
BREWSTER’S MILLIONS (1985)
JOHN CANDY nailing it — as ever — in this RICHARD PRYOR hit comedy.
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Hi. Want to see a murder on live TV?
I give you New White House Chief of Staff Stephen Miller vs. Jake Tapper on CNN.
Tapper said we need illegals here to pick our crops.
Then, Fatality.
Morons
🚨 BREAKING: GINA HINOJOSA ISSUES ELON MUSK WITH AN ULTIMATUM OVER TESLA’S OPERATIONS IN TEXAS.
Texas Governor-elect Gina Hinojosa has announced plans to introduce significantly higher tax rates targeting Elon Musk’s companies operating in Texas, insisting that Tesla must comply with the state’s new tax requirements or reconsider its continued manufacturing operations in the state.
Under the proposed terms, Tesla would be required to pay the increased tax rate to maintain its production operations, including Cybertruck manufacturing at its Texas Gigafactory, or face the possibility of having production halted.
The development would mark a significant escalation in the political and business tensions surrounding Musk’s relationship with Texas’ incoming Democratic leadership.
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The Handshake: Superman & Batman (Naughty Language)
AI-Generated Parody | Created by @arielyomer
#funny #80s #movie #nostalgia #parody
not today, 2026
Shigeru Miyamoto absent from Nintendo's investor Q&A due to a "sudden health issue," but is in stable condition gonintendo.com/contents/6700…
