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Spaghetti enthusiast

Colorado, USA
Joined January 2013
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Finally got my BAE @DannyDeVito FRANKenstein tattoo❤️❤️❤️ done by Jacob Sheffield #daddydevito #itsalwaysunny #dannydevito #dannydevitotattoo @alwayssunny @RMcElhenney
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Thanks Picturesque for spending 578 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Holding Me Down. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/412B…
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Will Smith may not have to cuss in his raps to sell records, but he does need to slap Chris Rock on network TV to stay relevant ☕️🐸
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Tesla Panic retweeted
I would watch a show where the Kardashians work a 40 hour week with unpaid lunch and an hour commute on the train For minimum wage
“I have the best advice for women in business,” Kim Kardashian says. “Get your f--king ass up and work. It seems like nobody wants to work these days.” wp.me/pc8uak-1lALFx
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not live nation trynna use the alt scene to pay their lawyer fees after astroworld 😂
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This is 100% Live Nation tapping into millennial nostalgia to pay their Astroworld stampede legal fees. Don’t be suckers, we’ll live to enjoy our oldies for longer if we just stay the fuck home. #WhenWeWereYoungFest
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I miss arcades 🥺
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Why are people with fake asses giving others workout tips on how to make their bootys pop? 🤦‍♀️😂
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Good morning ☀️ @ Sunset Beach, California instagram.com/p/CCloKTOJARV/…
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Here’s to hoping the beaches are open in California this weekend ✈️ 🌊 ☀️ instagram.com/p/CCR033aJtqD/…
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Tesla Panic retweeted
“We are a community in pain. That pain is not unique to the Twin Cities—it extends across America. And as a team we’ve vowed to face pain with purpose.” Read a note from Target CEO Brian Cornell: tgt.biz/mtf8k.
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No justice, no peace. No justice, no peace. No justice, no peace.
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At this point we should probably just be called the states of america
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Man I love #fashionnova but they really need to use models with real body parts 🐸☕ #imastillbuythayshitthough
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I feel so bad for my boyfriend he thought he was moving in with a hotty and then 6 week lockdown, no weave, no lashes, no gym having ass troll Tesla showed up 😂
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The fact that mayors are having bidding wars over life saving medical supplies in the middle of a pandemic is proof that our system is broken #healthcare #coronavirus #COVID19
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