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Follower of Jesus and the #Sooners Former D1 athlete

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Joined April 2026
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OU burnerverse at the moment…
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It’s #RedNovember and I can’t even get excited about it
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Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but our offense is not going to magically look fantastic this weekend no matter how good Witten could be. Let’s root for no turnovers, better situational playcalls, and to get to see a different QB.
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With the departure of Ben Arbuckle as Oklahoma OC, here is a way-too-early top 3 candidates to replace him: 1. Chip Kelly (Northwestern) 2. Buster Faulkner (Florida) (long shot) 3. Rob Ezell (Wake Forest)
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🚨 @ESPNDari reporting that Jason Witten will be interim playcaller for the #Sooners 🚨
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PSA 🚨 To all OU offensive recruits and commits: hang tight! Let’s see who we get.
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Pay Charlie Weis Jr. 5 million a year to be the head coach of the offense
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BREAKING: Oklahoma has fired offensive coordinator Ben Arbuckle, @PeteNakos reports. on3.com/news/oklahoma-sooner…
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Around 11 months ago, Oklahoma was winning 17-0 in a home playoff game vs. Alabama.
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Paper Bag Sooner retweeted
Accurate take by @D_Mack13 regarding Mateer and OU Football. “This is what happens when everyone on the team knows they will be held accountable for their play, except for ONE guy - who gets to go out there again and again no matter what” @bwisefitness @burlyboomer1
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This was the first day in my lifetime that I turned the game off before it was over. This program and that logo means way more to the people from this state than the people who actually represent it on the field.
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Had to change my bio to “Follower” instead of “Believer” of the Sooners bc I don’t believe anymore.
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Fire the president. Fire the new “hotshot lawyer” AD. Fire the head coach. Fire the coordinators. Fire the janitor. Clean house or this program burns.
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Fire Brent Venables. I’ve never been more serious. I don’t care how much the buy out is. Bankrupt the city of Norman. Do whatever you gotta do. OU football losing every bit of status under this guy. I’m over all of it.
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What an absolute embarrassment to this program and our state. The university must make big changes or they will no longer have fans at the games. I’m a season ticket holder but I’ll give my tickets away for free. I’m not supporting losers.
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Ben Arbuckle, YOU🫵 are the new head fry cook at Dairy Queen
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Reposting my idea of how college football playoffs should work.
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I’m absolutely disgusted. What a disgrace.
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Texas is all in on AI. The school is launching Bevo Lab, a 25,000-square-foot sports AI hub, and coaches are already quizzing Google’s Gemini about opponents. @kirkgoldsberry: “The biggest mystery here is why did it take so freaking long for this to happen at a university?”
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Obviously Sooner nation has a lot of confidence in the offense🤣
How many OFFENSIVE touchdowns will OU score against Mississippi State?
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