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Ever wondered why Friday the 13th is bad luck to begin with? And no, before you ask, it isn't because of the movies with that hockey mask fella.
We're trying out a new form of content to jog your brains- let us know what you'd like to hear about next!
Happy Friday the 13th! Watch out for bad luck. I walked under a ladder, crossed a black cat's path, and spilled salt without picking it up, so hopefully I'll absorb some of it for you!
A new Mystery Parasite Theater 3000 is on the horizon! This weekend, come and learn what people in the 50s thought made a good party. It's probably SUPER lame, but we've never been invited to a party, so how would we know?
This isn't just a necklace- it's a vial of a very special someone's brain juice. Wanna guess who it belongs to?
One last message from the birthday girl! Well, I guess it's FOR the birthday girl, but you get the idea...
I hear a lot about some kind of NNN challenge. I don't get it. Are you supposed to show solidarity to people with nut allergies or something?
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