HULK HOGAN

SAY YOUR VITAMINS TAKE YOUR VEGETABLES EAT YOUR PRAYERS

I MISS HIM

I COULD BE SAYING SO MANY SLURS RIGHT NOW BUT THEY PUT A SHOCK COLLAR ON ME AND EVERY TIME I THINK ABOUT IT THEY ACTIVATE IT AND THEY CAN READ IT BECAUSE OF THE EXPERIMENTAL BRAIN CHIP THEY PUT IN MY HEAD BACK IN 97 SO THAT I COULD MIND CONTROL THE REFEREE TO SLOW COUNT FOR STING

TELL ME TO BUY PREMIUM ONE MORE TIME AND I'LL SHOW YOU WHY I'VE HAD SO MANY BACK SURGERIES JACK

CONGRATS TO THE GUY I FOUND ON THE STREET WHO REALLY HAD IT BROTHER I KNEW HE COULD DO IT (COME BACK FROM SURGERY) (AND ALSO WRESTLE) JACK I KNEW IT !! DID YOU KNOW THE HULKSTER ALSO CAME BACK FROM SURGERY JUST LIKE KELVIN OWEN?

FIND ME IN THE CROWD HAUNTING BEACH BREAK BROTHER

HHHRRRRGGHHGHGGHHG RGGHGH HHHH DYUSENTERY

COKC HOGAN

I LOVED AEW RAMPAGE (2021) BROTHER I LOVED IT WHEN MIRO "THE BEST MAN" SAID "I'M THE BEST MAN"

PLEASE JUST A CRUMB OF MY HULKOMMERCIAL JACK I'M SHRIVELING AWAY AS WE SPEAK JACK

WHAT THE FUCK BROTHER WHY DID THEY PLAY A CLIP OF MICHAEL HICKENBOTTOM INSTEAD OF ME JACK. IT'S ALL ABOUT THE HULKSTER JACK ALWAYS

YOU CAN'T KEEP A HULKSTER DOWN BROTHER NOW WATCH AS I DEBUT MY NEW HULKAFINISHER THE "ONE WINGED BROTHER"

THEY FUCKING VANQUISHED ME BROTHER

YOU CAN'T KILL THE IDEA OF HULK HOGAN BROTHER. IDEAS ARE BULLETPROOF AND IMMUNE TO EVERYTHING ACTUALLY AND I CAN'T DIE

YOU CANT EVEN SKIP ME WHEN THE SHOW'S OVER BROTHER. I AM IMMORTAL. UNSTOPPABLE JACK

I'D KICK OUT OF THE RAGING DEMON AT 1 BROTHER THE HULKSTER IS BUILT LIKE A GAME SHARK

THE INCREDIBLE GRULK HOGAN (GREEN)

FIFTEEN MINUTES SPENT ON AN EXCELLENT LADDER MATCH SHOULD HAVE BEEN SPENT ON SPOILING MY "FUCKYOU"MENTARY BROTHER