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A major reason why many Republicans (and independents) voted for Trump was due to his campaign promises wrt no more wars of choice in the Middle East.
Trump betrayed that promise and even a majority of the GOP agrees Iran wasn't an imminent threat.
Kushner and Witkoff lied.
Majority Of GOP Voters Believe Iran Was Not Imminent Threat, New Poll Finds: 'costly mistake' dlvr.it/TRgYnJ
Ah yes, Norway, the infamous 'shit house country', a dangerous place of low trust, high crime and endless environmental pollution, is certainly a country we need to ban immigrants from.
Look at how dangerous these people look!
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President Trump escalated his invective against Norway, calling it a ‘shit house country’ and saying Norwegian immigrants are not welcome in the United States because the Nobel committee, based in the capital Oslo, has not awarded him a Peace Prize reut.rs/3U1joSt
Elizabeth Holmes is giving us the Theranos sequel we never asked for, but we're going to get it anyways, isn't she?
Janet Yellen having ultra-low interest rates for years and deciding not to lock in long-term debt is the financial equivalent of looking at a 30-year fixed mortgage at 2.5% and saying, "Nah, let's see where this variable rate goes."
Bessent's bolivating blunders are no better.
Let me translate from Arctic Mexican 🇨🇦 into Plain English:
This is called a money laundering slush fund.
Cananda is one of the most egregious abusers of the ESG horseshit and scamming taxpayers for these performative displays of virtue signaling.
Dirty. Dirty. Dirty.
Microsoft $MSFT has long abused the H-1B system.
🚨EXCLUSIVE MICROSOFT LEAK:
Employees are questioning if Microsoft is abusing H-1B and PERM programs.
A Senior Director at MSFT (good friend of mine) just sent me internal messages between MSFT & some of its employees.
Today, Microsoft just asked THOUSANDS of its employees to voluntarily resign, despite just reporting $133.7B in net income for FY26, up 31%.
Employees are questioning why MSFT isn’t pro-actively downsizing by removing H1B employees before American workers.
Other employees are asking why any employee cuts are being made when profits are so high.
Fair question if ya ask me.
See below to see all of the orgs being asked to voluntarily resign.
This is absolutely going to impact Washington States workers.
Diesel was under $4/gal before the Iran War.
Once Tel Aviv Trump attacks Iran again after the midterms, watch this push $7/gal and beyond.
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It didn't have to be this way for Trump or America, but he made his choice as to who he would serve and now we're all suffering for it.
Trump ran on a platform which appealed to the vast majority of Republicans and a sizeable number of independents.
Once he took office two years ago, he reneged on virtually every campaign promise.
He sold the country out to AIPAC, Mark Levin, Ben Shapiro and the Epstein Class.
It didn't have to be this way for Trump or America, but he made his choice as to who he would serve and now we're all suffering for it.
I wasn't aware we still have a functioning FTC. Maybe Dollar General $DG shouldn't have conned their customers?
Nonetheless, with no jail time for the offenders of these schemes, it is business as usual, except for the shareholders who take the hit for management's crimes.
"routinely charged customers more at the register than the prices displayed on shelves, price tags, and advertisements"
Dollar General overcharged millions at checkout for years, FTC and 20 states allege $DG cbsnews.com/news/dollar-gene…
Leave it to the utterly pathetic Tim Walz to endorse an absolute zero like Pete Buttigieg.
Old Petey is a McKinsey dork who doesn't have a clue about how things work in the real world.
His tenure at the Department of Transportation was one crisis management mess after another.
CNN: Minnesota Governor Tim Walz is saying his advice for the future of the Democratic Party is “pick Pete Buttigieg.”
Link to article: cnn.com/2026/10/26/politics/…
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How to be an Anthropic retail bagholder by selling what's left of your FTX $FTT tokens.
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George Kikvadze is running paid X ads for $CIFR, an unprofitable mining firm with declining revenue, huge losses, high debt, cost overruns, heavy dilution via converts and insider prepaid sales.
Bitfury incubated CIFR and retains a huge stake while selling shares.
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The POTUS pardons of both Biden and Trump have made it abundantly clear that they're being used as tools of corruption, not correcting injustices in the criminal justice system.
Pardon power should be greatly curtailed or abolished altogether.
These fraudsters deserve prison.
Count me in as a proud member of the 4th Amendment "bot" brigade.
This Flock CEO punk can kick rocks.
It is great to see so many American cities and counties tearing up their contracts with this dystopian company.
The pressure is working.
We mustn't let up.
New: we got leaked audio of Flock's CEO speaking at a police conference. He said backlash to Flock isn't real (said it's bots and paid protesters; no evidence); his wife told him to never apologize; and he may never do media interviews again. Listen: 404media.co/in-leaked-audio-…
The VC world of investing is an excellent case study of the Pareto Principle.
The lower quintiles go bust, while the hyper-successful become extremely wealthy.
It is a wild place.
Citizens United must be overturned.
When you allow corporate lobbies to overrule legitimate public health concerns, you don't have a representative government.
You have an oligarchy.
This shouldn't be a partisan issue.
If you cause harm, you need to pay the price.
"Internal memos among company scientists and executives obtained by The Times reveal that for at least half a century, the plastics industry has been aware of and concerned about the potential for microplastic contamination in the human body."
latimes.com/environment/stor…
Charles *and* Jared Kushner belong in prison.
Charles Kushner, a New Jersey real-estate developer and the father of Trump’s son-in-law Jared, became the U.S. Ambassador to France in 2025. Introducing himself to the French public in a social-media video, he said that he knew “a limited amount about France.” He does not speak French; he has never lived abroad. He served time in federal prison for illegal campaign contributions, tax evasion, and witness tampering. The last crime, a blackmail scheme that involved hiring a prostitute to seduce his sister’s husband, suggests a dubious approach to conflict management. Yet Trump saw fit to hand him one of the most coveted posts in American diplomacy, the seat once held by Thomas Jefferson and by Benjamin Franklin, stewarding the relationship with America’s oldest ally.
Since taking up his post, Kushner has earned a reputation for meddling in domestic French politics at sensitive moments. “I don’t see how he can possibly affect the opinions of the French government by regularly irritating them,” the president of the American Academy of Diplomacy said. Lauren Collins reports on Charles Kushner’s Ambassadorship and a new cohort of MAGA diplomats who are underqualified for their posts and overeager to impress the boss back in Washington: newyorker.com/magazine/2026/…
