(Guy whose job is to tell people they’re whiny and entitled) can someone buy my wife a ticket to the big game 🥺
When I was a kid, my best friend and I sat through a 12-1 Brewers loss and made a pact: if the Brewers ever made the World Series in our lifetime, we were going. No matter what.
When I was 16, I started dating a Brewers fan every bit as big as I am! This picture is from one of our first dates. Last year, we got married.
I love that I’m living up to a lifelong pact with my best friend, but I want to share this once-in-a-lifetime moment with my wife too.
So I’m looking for one ticket. Just one ticket for Game 1 so she can come with us.
Any good conservative folks on X with a connection who could help at a reasonable price (around $1k)?
At this rate I’d rather not take out a second mortgage to go to a baseball game.
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“So you spent $6 billion dollars on a baseball team?”
“Yes, Dave.”
“And you lost to the Brewers in the playoffs?”
“That’s correct, Dave.”
How do you record, edit, and post this video without ever thinking “maybe I should get my giant novelty hundred dollar bill wall decoration out of the shot”
Brixton Albert, the CEO of Performance Golf - brand behind @GrantHorvatGolf’s Lil Legends clubs - responded to the criticism of the $200 price point.
This is how you address criticism - w/honesty & transparency.
Golf’s biggest challenge is the flood of hate/snark that comes with new things. No one has seen that more clearly than me the last 4 years. The only way to overcome that is to take criticism head on - you can’t hide from it. 💯
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[desperate for pussy voice] “Man everyone’s being pretty harsh on this Lindsay Clancy woman huh?”
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My uncle performed the first Minion autopsy out near Marietta. Year was ‘89. Thick, thick skin, like a boar’s. Downstairs was all cloaca. Kevin still visits the grave
