Don't tell @arost154 bc I'm pretty sure his wife is giving birth right now but we're publishing his debut book. It's available for preorder right now from our webstore, too. Nice

Finally hit my ten thousandth hour sucking dick. I'm an expert now. Worst year and a half of my life tho

The weird Myanmar-shaped urine stain on my jorts gets bigger every day.

figured out who the fed is lol

the hell kinda appendage is a balls

Getting cancelled for clogging the toilet at the rooftop reading

Bushmogged at the Columbus piss trough

finally, an electronic girlfriend obsessed with creating drama Online. Surely i will not myerlf obsess with petty drama Online

the Winged Ball

our enemies would do well to remember that the Memeler is out there plotting his next move

Pouring myself a great big glass of, you guessed it, pee.

Plugged and Tugged

Havent had a solid BM since 2007

Lit Mag Hot Tip you can avoid stupid controversy by simply not publishing Huge Dorks

You need to be having sex with men to survive

Kafkaesquely circumcised

just got sent this sick 6 word poem by that conor guy. it's so sad but so simple. I'm a little fucked up on whip its but it was something about a baby's shoe. Thought it was brilliant. Gonna hit another whip tho

feeling Very self conscious about how im being percieved because of all my evil friends

Hey, man. Great job at the reading earlier *sniffs both your armpits*