Patrick Keyte

1/12 In 2018 I had a hair transplant, adding about 1.5 inch to the front of my hairline/temples. I had this topped up in 2019 because the density was poor at the front. I was largely pleased with this until March 2020 when I noticed the density thinning out

At last

Drunken selfies

I really didn’t take many pics on this holiday

Holiday gyms are… 🤷🏻‍♂️

I see no difference

Two tragic millennial 🚬s

Absolute Wonder Woman definitely has that in the pipeline, it’s the whole story arc it’s moving towards

Wholeheartedly agree

Some absolute cunts on the train tracks have made all my trains delayed or cancelled. Left with plenty of time to get to a hospital appointment and now paying out my arse racing to Epsom

Still obsessed with this filter

It’s never made sense to me that bullets and blades can hurt her. I’d change that

Happy Birthday to meeeee

And absolute WW and original clay WW

When done properly she is #1. I like Witchmark WW story, Death Metal WW, strangely I liked New 52 WW but only in her book, not in Justice League

She doesn’t need it

You’re never too old for your childhood soft toys to stay in bed with you

Don’t use barbers you’re not used to. Had the freelance guy in the shop today and he cut ALL my hair off. It’s not a bad cut, it’s just not what I asked for after spending months growing out my hair

iii girly

Sending you British transport police

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