Oh man, talk about throwing rocks from a glass house...

We'd come with the expectation of spending time with you, not with the expectation of you trying to impress us. 🇯🇵🫶🇺🇲

The closest feeling they have to being victorious is quitting the game early before they get crushed.

We prefer to focus on our continual and growing friendship with Japan, not fights from our past.

Frank Coliando both acts and has a flawless Madden impression. They dropped the ball big time.

Look for unnatural colored hair, visible tattoos, and the bull nose ring. Now get out there and lose faith in humanity.

Transgender, so please put an asterisk next to the word "woman".

I read that in their voices, works perfectly.

Luckily, he was fired. Unfortunately, we're certain it only happened because everyone piled on them to hold him accountable.

To be fair, the French are notoriously easily offended.

The French are waking up! 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷

"Oh my God, this piece is perfect. I can't possibly compete..."

He was never yours to begin with.

My favorite theory is that Ye knows she's a Mossad agent, so he makes her dress in escalatingly more revealing and embarrassing outfits until she quits.

We all saw the phone leak nudes years ago. We're all unimpressed.

She pushed him first (for literally no reason). Why do older generations want to give women carte blanche on everything they do?

Remember when Tesla got busted that their autonomous robots were just remote control avatars controlled by people? I'm sure that was the only instance of misleading the shareholders by the company.

How would someone get out from all of these adhesion contracts? Some look simple, others do not.