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SWE focusing on AI/ML | MSc AI 🤖 Board Game Designer @HexPoker 🃏

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Probably not one for the kids these days
Your St Trinian's DVD can now land you on the sex offenders register alongside paedophiles and rapists. In fact, even the movie poster, featuring adults roleplaying (acting) as under 16s in school uniforms, could be enough.
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M&S dropping bangers without the mash
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Biblically accurate cat
ainda sem crer q tirei essa foto
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No way
BREAKING: Colossal Biosciences, the startup working to bring extinct animals back to life, accuses a former employee of stealing company de-extinction secrets.
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- Restaurants have no moat. - Anyone can vibecook their own meal. - You can build your own burger at home at a fraction of the cost it takes you to get it from a restaurant. - If a restaurant builds a really good recipe, copycats will instantly reverse taste it and steal it. Restaurants are dead.
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This next spell will work…
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low key jealous of these kinda guys
dont even fucking test me
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Cousin porn is banned in the UK but cousin marriage is not. ✊
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Could be confusing in the UK today. If a Japanese man commits sudoku, we won't know if it's because his portfolio was wiped out or because he can't jerk it to school girls anymore
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How British people be existing most days fr
I’m really struggling with life rn
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No more 😭
What is love? (Baby don’t hurt me)
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人生は35歳を超えたら、イベントが自動的には発生しなくなります。似たような日々が続いて終わるだけです。だから、自分から本を読んで、知識を増やして、身体を鍛えて、人に会いに行って、ダメ元でとにかく行動して、イベントをなんとか起こすしかありません。どうか待たないで。もっと動いて。
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I guess the silver lining of the stock market crashing is that the timeline is full of Democrat tits Every cloud and all that
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On days like today, diversification matters. Beer, whisky, vodka, wine and tequila have all helped me forget about my portfolio.
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Long term still incredibly confident. Even short term in the next month or two I expect the market to recover most of today's losses
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The pretty much all in on Tesla approach is not for the faint hearted
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Well today was fun. Biggest paper loss of my life
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Replying to @Espertma_
西方民主只不过是在一群演员中选出演技最好的演员。西方民主制度的两大漏洞:1.只在选演员的过程中民主,而不是在具体决策中民主,2.智者和傻逼的投票权平等,而且傻逼在人数上有绝对优势
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When you REALLY want to ride a motorbike
Each US state's most disproportionately popular kink on Fetlife
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