Paul Martin-Lawrence

@WightlinkTravel do you not use this anymore? I only found out at the last minute this morning that fastcats weren't running. What's the reason for the cancellations #wightlink ?

@StagecoachSouth since 2025 started I've been getting your buses from the Hard (portsmouth) to King George Playing Fields (hilsea/Cosham) and back again. The fare is £2.50. This morning a driver refused to believe it was anything other than £3. It wasn't the first time.

@Tesco is there any reason why it's impossible to get a frozen turkey bigger than a medium, at your #tesco extra in Ryde, IOW? I've been checking since late nov, and there are never big ones. First year that's ever happened. It will force people to other supermarkets I'm afraid.

@Tesco why did you change the recipe of your cheese puffs? They used to be lovely, and suddenly they taste awful. Too cheesy. Like a festering wound. It's really not right. Fix it please #tesco

@Tesco when did your rules change about offering someone the use of my club card at the checkout? An elderly couple didn't have one, and the checkout staff member said I couldn't offer them mine to use, even though it would have saved them money. It felt mean #Tesco!

@Tesco you ruined my Indian fake-away! Pack of mini Naans, reduced to clear at your tesco extra in ryde, IOW, Thursday night, had heaps of furry mould on them when I got home. There were loads being sold. Hope it didn't cause tummy bugs for the unwary! #Tesco

@IAmChrisRamsey in episode 157 of SMA you said you only play games on your mobile where you have to tidy stuff. Get Topsoil. Looks ridiculous dull and simple but you basically tidy a garden and it goes on forever. Honestly - you will play it for years. I'm not on commission.

@Tesco your products are often in the wrong place or wrong shelf. Here at your #Tesco Extra at Ryde, IOW today, these mince pies should be £2 with clubcard. So shoppers will get a nasty surprise at the checkout. This happens so often.

@WightlinkTravel is the swan safely on the water yet? #wightlink #ryde

@Tesco why on earth are you suddenly selling Jakemans cough/throat sweets for £2 per bag?!? It was well under £1 a bag a very short while ago? Just when everyone is coming down with bugs you make them unaffordable? Very poor #tesco

@Tesco Love the natural look of the eggs in your #Tesco Finest Scotch Eggs. This is what happens when you slice it open. Also, be aware that the jelly-like texture of the yolk is really off-putting. It reminded me of blood that had clotted. Really unpleasant.

@Tesco I bought 2 of your chilled individual lasagnes for tonight. NOT the cheap ones, but not #tesco Finest. Can you see the difference? One had barely any cheese, was significantly lighter, and the taste of the sauce was not rich. All you could taste was minced beef. Bit sad!

#Hunted forget the hover. That gets called off if someone blows a kazoo nearby.

#Wordle322 I completed this in 5 today. I came out of it. Went back in to share it, and it opened with only 3 lines completed, letting me cheat and put the winning word on line 4. Has anyone else had this today? First time I've had this.

@Tesco this cake, which I bought from your tesco extra in ryde yesterday, and it is INCREDIBLY salty. I've actually had to cut off the icing and serve it with lemon curd to take the attention away from the salt! It's worrying that this is designed for kids. #tesco

@Tesco it would be great if you could consider not stocking Mr Kipling fruit pies anymore? They are a bit of a con. Have you seen them lately? #Tesco #mrkipling

Wordle 224 2/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Bit of a fluke! Think it's the best I'll ever manage. #wordle224

@Tesco your finest cottage pie which retails for £6 has only the thinnest possible layer of meat at the base, with no taste of wine or mustard at all. Acres of bland mashed potato. No luxurious aftertaste. Just a watery taste. What has gone wrong #tesco?

@insatiableones_ I should know the lyrics by now.....but I might have to say something to @SpotifyUK.....

@Tesco is it normal for you to bag up and sell baguettes that were just dropped on the floor? Seems to be ok at your #tesco extra in ryde, IOW. The baker concerned saw my concern and stared defiantly back. Happened 5 minutes ago. It landed where her shoes were a moment before!