John retweeted
I reckon Guy Fawkes plan to blow up Parliament on November 5th was kind of genius because people wouldn't notice the explosions, what with all the fireworks going off & all.
John retweeted
protein bars are always labeled something like marshmallow cookies and cream surprise just to taste like boiled uncle
John retweeted
NEW: Grand Theft Auto VI marketing has officially kicked off in Edinburgh, the home of the game.
Huge thanks for the DM and the images: @arctic_jambo
John retweeted
Yo el 23 de noviembre comprobando que todavía tengo neuronas después de meterle 96 horas sin parar al GTA VI
John retweeted
I already know I’m gonna stare at the GTA 6 main menu for a solid minute before pressing anything.
Just appreciating the fact that this shit is actually real. 😭
John retweeted
Tried to get a bus out of town about 6:30 last night, gave up and got a taxi. The bus network is becoming unusable and the council and city region are sticking their heads in the sand and hoping shiny new vehicles will fix everything!
#LCRTravelUpdate I 🚍*Service 86/86A*
@arrivanorthwest 86/86A are currently terminating at Renshaw street and Starting from Charlotte street, omitting #Liverpool One and Hanover street, until further notice.
Thank you for your patience and understanding.
👇👇
John retweeted
That makes no sense would still be on a fucking booking 😂
One of the great Manchester United stories is that Sir Alex Ferguson used to swap Rafael and Fábio at half-time without telling anyone. 😂
If Rafael was on a booking, Fábio would supposedly come out for the second half wearing his shirt and carry on as if nothing had happened.
There is absolutely no evidence Ferguson ever did it.
But with those two, you can understand why people believed it.





































