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Lacking in Serotonin,

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Joined August 2011
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I reckon Guy Fawkes plan to blow up Parliament on November 5th was kind of genius because people wouldn't notice the explosions, what with all the fireworks going off & all.
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Noah kahan on Monday is gonna be so sick man
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Bro you ever yawn and start spraying spit like you a cobra or some shit?
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Peter Griffin is so lucky to live next door to his best friends. I hope he knows that
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John retweeted
she look like one of the gangster cats from tom & jerry 😭
Zandaya in Marc Jacobs
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161 TO WIN THE TITLE!!!!!! 🎯🔥🏆👀 What a way to WIN the match 😳😳😳
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WE GOT EXPIRED MILK AFTER GTA 6 🗣️🗣️🗣️
If you buy milk today, It will officially expire after GTA 6's release. That's how close we are!
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Matthias Jaissle at the touchline when Newcastle need the win the most #nufc #efc
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Like delete our debt
bro can these hackers do something useful instead of screwing over working class people, why are you hacking fucking grocery store fridges you stupid fucks
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protein bars are always labeled something like marshmallow cookies and cream surprise just to taste like boiled uncle
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NEW: Grand Theft Auto VI marketing has officially kicked off in Edinburgh, the home of the game. Huge thanks for the DM and the images: @arctic_jambo
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Fuck you bush
type of shit jez was making in peep show
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mf i thought the cup was blasting off
dumb ass dog got his head stuck 😭😭
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Jehovah witness watching people open the door for total strangers on Halloween
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Yo el 23 de noviembre comprobando que todavía tengo neuronas después de meterle 96 horas sin parar al GTA VI
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Would of hated my isle I worked on in 2018 boxes everywhere getting volleyed 🤣
i don’t usually do this but come on @Tesco this just looks awful
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I already know I’m gonna stare at the GTA 6 main menu for a solid minute before pressing anything. Just appreciating the fact that this shit is actually real. 😭
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Tried to get a bus out of town about 6:30 last night, gave up and got a taxi. The bus network is becoming unusable and the council and city region are sticking their heads in the sand and hoping shiny new vehicles will fix everything!
#LCRTravelUpdate I 🚍*Service 86/86A* @arrivanorthwest 86/86A are currently terminating at Renshaw street and Starting from Charlotte street, omitting #Liverpool One and Hanover street, until further notice. Thank you for your patience and understanding. 👇👇
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That makes no sense would still be on a fucking booking 😂
One of the great Manchester United stories is that Sir Alex Ferguson used to swap Rafael and Fábio at half-time without telling anyone. 😂 If Rafael was on a booking, Fábio would supposedly come out for the second half wearing his shirt and carry on as if nothing had happened. There is absolutely no evidence Ferguson ever did it. But with those two, you can understand why people believed it.
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How it feels to get up during a movie to go to the bathroom
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