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Staff Eng @Astronomer via @DatakinHQ; big data nerd; formerly @ Cruise and @ Amazon; Christian; Husband; Father; Seattle lover; cyclist; geek; 🇩🇴🇵🇷🇺🇸

Seattle, WA
Joined June 2008
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Just want to call out @paktbags for their excellent customer service after my son dropped my Pakt coffee kit and broke the dripper. Replacement piece coming! Thanks for the rapid response - it could have been a real coffee emergency 🤗
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Holy smokes, @Disneyland! 5 of 7 rides attempted at California Adventures are non-functional today. What gives? Half our day so far is wasted
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Another one broken. What a waste of time
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Ok so I start the final stage of the Tour de Zwift on @GoZwift this morning and I see this weird message saying I only have 25km to go. I have no idea what this means so ignore it. Turns out my bank card expired (I already have a new one) and I forgot to update my subscription
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You’d think that @GoZwift would have let me know when I was in the app scheduling the ride. Instead, I’m like 6 mi from the end and it says my free trial ends in 10 km. I would have been pissed if it kicked me out before the end but, I had just enough time to finish the route 🙄
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Design. Docs. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
when you outline before you write the script
Jesus weeps
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This is just the saddest thread 😢
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Cannot get over this toilet
Must remember to `alias gi=git` and `git config --global alias.tadd add` so I can finally type `gi tadd xxx` as my fingers seem to always want to
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Nothing can prepare you for how truly gross your children are
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PNW history
#OTD in 1970, the Oregon Highway Division consulted with the U.S. Navy and decided the best way to dispose of a whale carcass was to blow it up with a 1/2 ton of dynamite. The explosion caused blubber to rain down on spectators for over a 1/4 of a mile. The TV segment is classic.
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New Twitter values just dropped! G̶r̶o̶w̶ ̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶b̶u̶s̶i̶n̶e̶s̶s̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶a̶ ̶w̶a̶y̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶m̶a̶k̶e̶s̶ ̶u̶s̶ ̶p̶r̶o̶u̶d̶.̶ Grow our business by platforming proudboys
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I'm really loving the modern folk/Americana callback to the old singer/songwriter style of the 70s. Stuff like this is great to hear open.spotify.com/track/73C8v…
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Shit! MacOS Ventura broke the base64 command. Can't do `base64 -Di -` anymore. Have to use `base64 -D -i -`. It's a stupid tiny fix, but I have to fix all my scripts now 😩
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It’s not “cancel culture” he’s opposed to. It’s letting anybody but him have cancel powers.
lol just got fired for shitposting i said it before and i'll say it again kiss my ass elon 💋
This thread tells us everything we need to know about Elon’s twitter. I wonder how he copes with knowing he can’t just fire everyone who thinks he’s a douchebag
I have spent ~6yrs working on Twitter for Android and can say this is wrong.
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Tell me you’ve never built anything major without telling me you’ve never built anything major
Replying to @sachee
Using graphql is like the biggest red flag for over engineering.
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I’m a little bit embarrassed about how hard I laughed at this
Replying to @JPHilllllll
And another two success stories