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the Sandman

@Pelvis__
 New Orleans
Joined September 2020
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Baby birding the cart into my cat’s mouth
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My dad keeps talking about riz ahmed bond and itll never happen but i think it would lowkey be kinda sick
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When gen alpha grows up theyre gonna talk about how they had to see charlie kirk get shot on the internet the same way millennials talk about liveleak
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Israeli jews are also diaspora…
yiran (@kroketrendang4) profile pictureyiran@kroketrendang4Nov 6
Is there an instance where the diaspora is LESS woke than the native population?
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Fecal alcohol syndrome
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Fetal incontinence
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Despite their best efforts, the democrats have won several victories this election cycle.
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Fuck scrolled too far im on ben-gvir tok
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West end foids
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Bro thought he got the Rick but i sold his ass some Morty
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To do or not to do. That is a question.
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Imagine a witch placing a hexagon on you
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The enter dragon
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Ender the dragon
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[texting downstairs neighbor] Sorry about the loud noise, i just dropped my urn
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Have you guys also noticed that young conservatives age very quickly. You always find out a conservative guy is like 26 or something and youre like damn… sorry dude…
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Love it when everyone starts qting this guy that i went to elementary school with lol
Theo Jaffee (@theojaffee) profile pictureTheo Jaffee
@theojaffeeOct 23
When will someone use an agent swarm to discover this
Image from Theo Jaffee (@theojaffee)
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Are we seriously still talking about ethan klein right now guys
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Thats a one-day thing, wrap it up!
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I want to meet someone on their rumspringa and teach them how to love
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As a third party of course
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Its sharp week this week #sharpweekyes
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Every single night i pray that my balls are sitting right
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When youre sick and someone tells you that “something’s going around” its like. ok great so im unoriginal too
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