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❛Dᴏɴ'ᴛ ʏᴏᴜ sᴇᴇ ━ I'ᴍ ɪɴᴅᴇsᴛʀᴜᴄᴛɪʙʟᴇ.❜ ➥Super Perfect Cell - Heavy AU portrayal. Trigger warnings. Looking for mains and story-lines.

''That's it, Frieza. We're no longer setting up base with your family close-by.''

''Yet, I look unbelievably perfect, while you. . . poor dreadful soul, are left to wallow away in rags like that.''

Make that two very beautiful, yet deadly beams of purplish-red light being fired toward the insolent singing buffoon.

''Would you [ please ] be quiet, maggot!''

''When I envisioned myself drinking this divine wine, I wasn't imagining an annoying Namekian and it's ability to mimic a dying feline. Silence yourself, you vermin.''

''Your wine leaves a bitter taste in my mouth, Frieza. Perhaps next time we ought to stock up somewhere other than Earth.''

A softened little chuckle escaped the creature; amused by his words. ''Your jokes are as dreadful as your style of fashion.''

''Like nails scraping along a black board. Something I could go without.''

''Oh, pipe it down, will you.''

Swirls his red wine around in a glass before taking a light, slow sip of the alcoholic beverage. It's been a slow day, a rather perfect day to enjoy a near mint red wine.