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Pete

@PeterHoare

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Joined April 2009
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Excited as hell to make this movie!!!
Deadline (@DEADLINE) profile pictureDeadline
@DEADLINE21 May 2025
Jamie Eliezer Karas Tapped To Direct Coming-of-Age Skateboarding Drama 'Suburban Kings' From Writer Peter Hoare; Blink-182's Tom DeLonge Among Producers deadline.com/2025/05/jaime-e…
Jaime Eliezer Karas Tapped To Direct Coming-of-Age Skateboarding Drama ‘Suburban Kings’ From Writer...

Jaime Eliezer Karas Tapped To Direct Coming-of-Age Skateboarding Drama ‘Suburban Kings’ From Writer...

Jaime Eliezer Karas, Peter Hoare and Tom DeLonge are teaming to develop 'Suburban Kings,' a new coming-of-age skateboarding drama.

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People can’t afford to live, you tone deaf fucking shit goblins.
The White House (@WhiteHouse) profile pictureThe White House
@WhiteHouseNov 6
It is the official policy of the United States government that there are only two genders: male & female.
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Of course. The hot news of the day. Granite! For the ballroom they’re using granite! So inevitably, after shoveling two bacon burgers into his face, he’s going to eventually keel over and crack his head on, that’s right… granite!
Franklin Leonard (@franklinleonard) profile pictureFranklin Leonard
@franklinleonardNov 4
He’s gonna start falling apart even more rapidly than he already was.
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Kash Patel can't believe what he saw last night. I mean, his nose. He saw his nose. But beyond that... shocked!
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Shocking, really. I thought all that talk about tight man asses would push the Republicans over the top.
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Steve Kornacki getting ready to go to work tonight.
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Actually a birth certificate DOES in fact make you an American, you little racist shit goblin.
Bulwark Clips (@BulwarkClips) profile pictureBulwark Clips
@BulwarkClipsOct 25
Rally speaker: "Mike Rogers is an American. Abdul has a birth certificate. The birth certificate says he's a citizen of America. You know what? a birth certificate doesn't make you an American."
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The Cheesecake Factory has enormous golden doors, gold on every wall, ugly golden columns. Its seemingly endless menu contains delicious food, but the decor is gaudy as fuck. That’s the joke. Idiots.
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Stoked to eat a liver burger tonight. Go away, Leatherface.
Essenviews (@essenviews) profile pictureEssenviews
@essenviewsOct 23
RFK Jr. suggests Americans can more easily afford groceries if they start eating liver instead of beef: "Most of the cheap cuts of meat are very inexpensive. You can buy liver or the cheap cuts."
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These are the insanely inaccurate words of an aging imbecile whose brain is quickly turning into jelly.
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile pictureAaron Rupar
@atruparOct 16
Trump: "We have 5 states where your child goes off to school as Tim and comes back as Tammy 3 or 4 days later. It's true. And teachers make a decision. 'Goodbye Timmy I love you so much, I'll see you later.' And you say, 'Where's my son? My son is in the hospital.' Can you imagine? They don't even need approval"
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The irony is that she can’t read this article.
TMZ (@TMZ) profile pictureTMZ
@TMZOct 16
🚨 BREAKING: Katie Zacharia has been fired as the White House press secretary tmz.com/2026/10/16/katie-zac…
Katie Zacharia Fired as White House Press Secretary

Katie Zacharia Fired as White House Press Secretary

Katie Zacharia's White House career is apparently over before it even got started ... with President Trump's newest press secretary reportedly getting the boot after a week on the job.

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My P.F. Chang’s show is about to blow your dicks off.
The Hollywood Reporter (@THR) profile pictureThe Hollywood Reporter
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Banana Republic Debuts First Scripted Microseries, an Office Comedy Starring Jack Innanen (Exclusive) hollywoodreporter.com/busine…
Banana Republic Debuts First Scripted Microseries, an Office Comedy Starring Jack Innanen (Exclus...

Banana Republic Debuts First Scripted Microseries, an Office Comedy Starring Jack Innanen (Exclus...

In 'The Agency,’ aimed at the TikTok crowd, an old-school travel agency faces a harsh awakening when a corporate suit decides to modernize the business.

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Now that’s a man who loves his son.
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Coyote vs. Acme is fantastic. God bless you, Will Forte.
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Finally, we can heal.
Stereogum (@stereogum) profile pictureStereogum
@stereogumOct 6
Justin Timberlake (@jtimberlake) apologizes for past beatboxing stereogum.com/2513760/justin…
Justin Timberlake Apologizes For Past Beatboxing

Justin Timberlake Apologizes For Past Beatboxing

As far back as he can remember, Justin Timberlake always wanted to be a human beatbox. Even in his *NSYNC days, Timberlake would take every available opportunity to go dorm-room Rahzel on the world....

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Turnstile is the best live band today and it’s not even close. After seeing them at Forest Hills in Queens last week I felt like I just stepped off of a rollercoaster. So damn cool to see them on SNL. Well deserved.
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Don’t sleep on Chad Powers. It’s genuinely fantastic. Season 2 it becomes something so much more. Glen Powell, Steve Zahn and Perry Mattfeld all deserve Emmy nominations.
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Add someone else to the list, you cowards!!!
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Reel Updates (@worldofreel) profile pictureReel Updates
@worldofreelAug 26
The JAMES BOND shortlist is here, with six actors reportedly set to screen-test in September to play the next 007 (via @PageSix) Jack Barton, Jacob Elordi, Paul Mescal, Callum Turner, Jack Lowden and Harris Dickinson tinyurl.com/4tbu69rk
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Real talk: They have recently been rounding up wild horses and sending them to be slaughtered. Now there's all of a sudden "meat" coming from countries he doesn't want to say...so enjoy your horsemeat everyone
Acyn (@Acyn) profile pictureAcyn
@AcynAug 21
Q: On the beef deal, which countries did you make the deal with? Trump: I don’t want to say.
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Mitch McConnell is the only vegetable the FDA hasn’t recalled
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It was called a computer room, and we used to leave the internet there.
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