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Might solve a mystery or rewrite history. ⚽️ #Arsenal 🏈 #HailState 🌊 #RollWave

In a van down by the river
Joined December 2008
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If you only take breaks on Sundays, it’s called a Sabbath-ical.
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If I remember correctly, this @sixpackspeak rumor turned out to be 100% correct.
College football coaching searches are the absolute best. Log onto @sixpackspeak to check rumors about @HailStateFB and see one where the sourcing is Uber driver/bouncer > stripper > some dude’s wife > some dude on a message board.
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Took down the Tide! #HailState
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"My mom always told me that once you start something, you have to finish it." Great profile of the early sensation of the 2026 season, Kamario Taylor, by @ByScarborough. espn.com/college-football/st…
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Dear @Apple, @AppleSupport: Can you fix the new search screen? It was infinitely better when the search screen was opaque. I hate this new see-through screen with the burning intensity of 1,000 white hot suns. Pic 1 = terrible. Pic 2 = good
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Be Safe. Be Smooth. Have A Great Night.
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Buy my book about avoiding scams for just $69.69
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𝓦𝓦𝓦𝓦𝓦𝓦𝓦 #HailState
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Maybe the single-greatest play in the history of college football.
September 9, 2017: On 2nd and goal from the 6, Louisiana Tech loses 87 yards giving them 3rd and Goal from their own 7.
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I try not to get into the weeds when it comes to @Arsenal's transfer windows plans but the Martinelli situation really baffles me. Not sure how you let a guy at that level leave without having a replacement lined up. Tzolis can't play every minute of every game all year long.
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Dolly Parton performing her cover of the Collective Soul song "Shine" ❤️🕊 (📺:Austin City Limits, 2001)
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I can’t say I’ve ever listened to a lot of Dolly Parton’s music (though she had a killer cover of Seven Bridges Road) but she was truly a person who left the world better than she found it. I’m not sure we’ll see anyone like her again.
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DID YOU HAVE CHE ADAMS PUSKAS AWARD NOMINEE ON YOUR BINGO CARD?
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Goals from Kai Havertz, Bukayo Saka and Martin Ødegaard saw Arsenal comfortably defeat newly-promoted Coventry City in the opening match of the Premier League season. ⚽️
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What are “church planters?” I’ve never heard that combination of words ever in my life. And, for that matter, what sort of coaching do they need?
Been coaching Church Planters for 18+ years now. One constant: Church Planting will reveal your emotional immaturities. If you're quick-tempered, a people-pleaser, a numbers-counter, poor with boundaries, prone to exaggeration, craves attention, conflict avoidant...
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Life with an autistic child on August 15, 2026:
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when someone's laughing and socializing instead of just taking their turn at the board game we're playing
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taking my girlfriend to see the odyssey tonight & whispering “that couldn’t keep me from you, baby” every time odysseus is delayed by another obstacle
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A corrupt organization ruled in favor of the @USMNT. Is this what it feels like whenever the @SEC gets involved with anything related to Alabama football?
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Calling all superheroes! 🦸‍♀️💙🦸‍♂️ Has Arkansas Children's made a difference in your family's journey? We're looking for grateful patient families to help champion our mission as part of the 2026–2028 Ambassador class. Apply by July 15 at bit.ly/ACambassadors2026
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One thing I’ve noticed with my Gen Z coworkers is that they will not hesitate to be the person to start a Teams meeting… even really large all-staff type Teams meetings. As a Gen Xer, you couldn’t pay me to start any Teams meetings that I wasn’t the host of.
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