Gopher It

Congrats on shooting your 85mm f/1.4 at 1.8! You managed to get only one person in the couple sharp. #lablife #labsnark

Editing sweat off this guy's forehead in five images is breaking my soul. Eww. #lablife

"Why are my scans so flat?" "Your negatives are flat." Next question. #lablife

No, our printer does not have metallic inks. #lablife

When your customer's match print is a fiber print. 😢

Had someone call and ask for Kodak Tri-Max. We all laughed then contemplated fine grain film with more latitude. #lablife

I consider spotting bad negatives to be my personal form of charitable contribution. #lablife

When people bring you a 'match print' but you know you can make the color look better. #lablife

Tell someone their work well be ready on Thursday, and they show up Tuesday and act put out that their work isn't ready. #lablife

"But who are we to judge?" "We? We are us. The judgy ones."

"These scans are so trashy!" Translation: There are so many scratches on these old things that I just cannot even! #lablife

The struggle is so real.

Karaoke night and someone is singing 'Behind Blue Eyes'. It's the joke and the punchline.

110 negatives are just the worst thing to ever happen. #lablife

Lab Life Golden Rule: Save files for others the way you would like them to be saved for you.

Today on This American Lab Life: The youngest staff member is conscripted to build a new website as the current one has malwear.

Today on This American Lab Life: I misplace my gloves 9 times and another customer tells me to "just get the picture from the internet."

Trying to explain to someone why shooting sports with a mirror lens may not be their best option. #lablife

At an outdoor concert with the 50+ set. #howtostaysingle