Theology, Philosophy, Science, Politics | Agrarian | Futurist | Progressing from darkness into light
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Herodotus: “I met a man in the shape of a hot dog dancing at a party”
Modern scholar: “Herodotus, you RETARD, we all know that people don’t come in the shape of a hot dog. Your work is untrustworthy.”
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This is not real. It’s AI generated as is evidenced by the the original videos on instagram with inconsistent characteristics like height shape and background as well as the out of sync foley SFX: instagram.com/benjamin_stach…
I admit that I sometimes still find it disappointing that women don’t care about photons and will hate you for explaining the concept to them
“Airline passenger” is being used as a euphemism for blacks (Italians)
'You expect me to tip a robot?' Airline passenger fumes over tip prompt on $5 airport water trib.al/FNapmSS
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You know I’m usually against our enemies taking white people’s stuff, but you can take his stuff and redistribute it tbh
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Yall don’t think it’s excessive if I think that @shaboozietx should be crucified, right?
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I thought this was a sarcastic post from one of our guys at first, but then I realized it was made by a future mass grave occupant.
Gov. Hinojosa’s first order of business: take down the racist and ridiculous caricature of the Battle of the Alamo (including its ten-foot-tall William Travis) that still hangs in the Texas Capitol. The silly frame belongs in the annals of colonial curiosities of occupied Mexico.
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I still think it was rigged and don’t care if I look like a retard for saying so. We all called it out in 2020, and there’s no way that a state that went +15 for Trump in 2024 went +7 for Hinojosa (considered a safe race) two years later.
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How many times do retards have to see kalshi graphs like this before they learn to not freak out like hysterical women any time their guy isn’t favored on a betting market?
Ashley Hinson is now the favorite in the Iowa Senate election per Kalshi
🔴 Ashley Hinson: 51% (+4)
🔵 Josh Turek: 49% (-4)
(+/- vs poll opening)
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They won’t do an episode on this. Even if they do, they’ll try to frame it as some “both sides” type of thing rather than just admit that “too many minorities in my waterpark” was unintentionally correct.
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DoorDash, along with other related services like Ubereats, are some of the worst companies ever. Why? Because they employ probably millions of illegal browns, and they’re probably aware of this fact too.
Dear @DoorDash seriously. go fuck yourself. I went to an event last night so I can give out candy at a friends house and my mate gave out candy at the house. So he orders a pizza early like around 3 or 4 and gets updates its been pushed back and pushed back. And then eventually
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> Is the actual image of the guy convicted
> Dog whistle
I know people want to say “libtards ate stupid” because of this, and that’s true. More importantly, liberals think that reality is a dog whistle for far right beliefs, which is also true.
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Okay I have to say it: beast mode. Do you have the courage to blatantly tell your boss that you’re using chatgpt to lie about your health?
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Me, a voracious glutton:
“I am getting a Red Baron pizza to support the delivery guy who was harassed by the nuisance streamers. This is not something I do 4-5 nights a week and is only because of this special occasion.”
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Name a more iconic duo. I’ll bet you can’t.
I think it’s noteworthy that you can’t attend most modern churches and not know a lot about their missionaries and global missions programs, but you certainly can attend most modern churches without knowing much about their local ministry.
The main concern for a local Church should be doing outreach directly in its community, not spending $30k to send 20 members to some other continent
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My theory as to why they no longer have the “how is my driving” painted or stickered onto semis is because most of the drivers are Indians
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