@Phoxotic

YouTuber that now tweets! Comedy, AI, satire, parody All of my videos are in my Highlights tab here on X

buymeacoffee.com/drphoxotic
Joined July 2023
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Austrian Painter reacts to Eagle's Nest Fire
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Arcade.gov has got to be some Ender's Game type thing where you're actually controlling drones in the Middle East

Arcade

whitehouse.gov
The White House
@WhiteHouse17h
Doom scrolling? Level up instead - new game drop on Arcade.Gov 🎮
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This might actually be the first case of cringe farming
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Everybody thinks they're a hater until a professional hater speaks
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No way this grip is actually helpful in any way whatsoever. Drummers just be doing that shit to aura farm.
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It should genuinely be illegal to have the Up theme song or snowfall by øneheart playing on your Instagram reel. Shit just be making me instantly depressed for no reason.
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There is straight line correlation between how bad a piece of clothing looks and how comfortable it is to wear
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Lauren Witzke
@LaurenWitzkeDEOct 25
Well well well Turns out it was actually the Gingers who built the pyramids all along
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European media trying to write about this without calling it a tariff:
RTÉ News
@rtenewsOct 26
The EU will from 1 November slap a €2 handling fee on packages from outside the 27-nation bloc in a bid to curb the influx from China rte.ie/b/1596837

New levy on non-EU parcels to start on 1 November

The European Union will from 1 November slap a €2 handling fee on packages from outside the 27-nation bloc in a bid to curb the influx from China.

rte.ie
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Nothing exposes society's descent into retardation better than the Dictionary.com word of the year awards
Polymarket
@Polymarket21h
JUST IN: Dictionary.⁠com officially names "maxxing" its 2026 Word of the Year.
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Life update
Dr Phoxotic
@PhoxoticOct 12
If your fridge doesn't look like this then you're not locked in enough
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Will the half jar of Coleman's mustard be enough to sustain me through the Winter months?
65%Yes
35%It's over
37 votes • 2 hours
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Nah someone has to go to prison for this
Kalshi
@KalshiOct 25
BREAKING: A new study found that paper straws are worse for the environment than plastic straws
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They actually think if they do a few token gestures like this everyone will just move on from the fact we all saw them commit a genocide in 4K lmao. The genie isn't going back in the bottle I'm afraid. The mask came off and we all saw Israel's true face.
Bill Ackman
@BillAckmanOct 25
I said I wasn’t going to weigh in on who should be prime minister of Israel as that is a decision for Israeli citizens. I did, however, want to share one point of view from the perspective of someone who has an understanding of how Israel is perceived in America. Itamar Ben-Gvir and Bezalel Smotrich have caused Israel enormous reputational damage with their statements and actions which are presented in the global media as representing the voice and will of all Israelis. As such, a government formed without Ben-Gvir and Smotrich will send a message to the rest of the world that Israel is turning a new page. This will allow Israel to rebuild lost credibility, increase the opportunity for an expansion of the Abraham Accords, and enjoy a better relationship with Democrats and Republicans and Americans at large.
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Palestinians seeing this guy overthrow Netanyahu only to find out he used to run the IDF:
Polymarket
@PolymarketOct 25
BREAKING: Former IDF chief Gadi Eizenkot projected to become Israeli Prime Minister after Tuesday’s election, replacing Netanyahu. 52% chance. 🔗 polymarket.com/r/IsraelPM
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How life feels when you don't know a single thing about the H3 Ethan Klein situation
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Soooo I'm non-bioware
BioWare
@biowareOct 21
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