just a compilation of my observations while trapped in this godforsaken nation

Joined January 2013
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my trims so good i make old white women wanna not be racist n shit
if i was God for a day i would change human biology so women cant get pregnant unless they orgasm too
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i like my women like i like my kit kats...
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What have I done
Nicki Minaj has reportedly been named Trump’s next White House Press Secretary.
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dunno if this is related or not but back when Rick and Morty only had 2 seasons on Netflix i used to throw it on during dates... i put SOOOOO many people onto that show the Little Bits restaurant advert is a fan favourite ive noticed
a buddy in college, throughout college (4yrs) exclusively watched The Office as a way to date. He would match with girls (tinder or school) and tell them over and over again that he’s “never seen it” and the opening dates with these girls would just be watching the office
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Every time I see a football account from India and Nigeria, I block them. I might start blocking you guys that RT that shit onto the TL too.
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made a new facebook account just so i can use FB Marketplace
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at a certain point if you're not running a business or promoting art or whatever you have to ask yourself why you have 4 different twitter accounts
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This is so inhumane. I am so sorry the world is letting you all down!
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Replying to @malinalauren_
hello my dove, my love
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its gonna be Callum Turner, put money on it
Jack Lowden, Callum Turner and Josh O’Connor are among the actors in the mix to be the next James Bond. They are currently doing final auditions. (Source: Deadline)
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Replying to @Justamute
this guys got fucking jOWKS
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Replying to @Justamute
american literary crisis example number 6 million
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...which GTA mate?
This is 100% going to happen to at least one person. 😭 Tt: tyscott86444
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happy start of the NBA season for those who celebrate... i havent watched a single game of football all season watching Arsenal win the Prem earlier this year has killed all my joy for that sport
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Replying to @theashrb
why she put the eyelash filter on looool
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Peter Parkers coworkers when he first started submitting photos at the Daily Bugle 📷
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i dont mean to be dismissive of the question and get all serious to whats an obvious joke tweet, but if someone wasnt able to tell you their name for whatever reason wouldnt you just assume their gender via their sex organs?
if john doe is the name of an unnamed boy and jane doe is the name of an unnamed girl whats the name of an unnamed nonbinary person
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i absolutely hate in movies & tv shows where the protagonist kills a bunch of henchmen then when they get to the leader of the henchmen they refuse to kill them too lol
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GTA 6 Gna feel like lockdown all over again Gna chat to people I ain't spoken to in years
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