Life is short

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Joined August 2023
Tu peux avoir 28 ans, payer tes factures, gΓ©rer ton travail, prendre des dΓ©cisions importantes… Mais dΓ¨s que ta mΓ¨re crie ton prΓ©nom depuis une autre piΓ¨ce, tu rΓ©ponds Β« OUI MAMAN Β» avec la mΓͺme peur qu’en classe de CE2.
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y’all really feel no shame retweeting porn on this app 😭
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If she has big boobs, she’s automatically winning the argument. I don’t make the rules. 🀧😭
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Money won’t solve every problem, but being broke definitely adds a few more. πŸ“
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Monday again? 😭 Bro, I just started enjoying my weekend. πŸ’€
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One day, someone will love you so right that you’ll understand why it never worked with anyone else. β€οΈβ€πŸ©Ή
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If masturbating every day is wrong, explain why my body keeps scheduling the meeting. πŸ˜­πŸ’€
Is it okay to masturbate every day?
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Living alone is so crazy. You can go 8 hours without saying a single word to anyone. πŸ˜­πŸ’€
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for those wondering how a Pokefuta those decorative PokΓ©mon manhole covers is installed πŸ•³οΈ #Japan #Pokemon
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What is your favorite tweet of all time?
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Living to this age is a blessing.
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Boy got all the sonic coins knocked out of him πŸ˜‚
When men fight it be so scary 😨
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Unpopular opinion: Being a good person doesn't mean you owe everyone access to you.
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she's playing chess while he's playing checkers
there’s no way 😭😭😭
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$500k or a date with Angel Reese?
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Herd theory, No need to convince everyone, just a few…
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Sex is great, but good communication before and after? That’s the real luxury.
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I didn’t like the fact that he kissed his daughter. It felt unnecessary.
A father and daughter share a moment as they say goodbye to his wife, who tragically died in a motorcycle accident.
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X is for everyone… just bring back the old Revenue Sharing system. πŸ™
X is for everyone
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What's the scene that has most impacted you in a film (series, anime)?
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