Product Manager ·Systems Thinker ·Experience Design. Founder @firstclaspilot
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She’s about to change the trajectory of my entire career 🤣
nothing concern me with the voice notes wey this my client dey send to me, until i see my alert for opay.
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This is a sad case of the chicken coming home to roost for Dayo Israel.
He was lead trumpeter for Yoruba Ronu, today the same dogs he raised are now reminding him of his Igbo connections.
Poetic justice.
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I’m joining the team at @X to lead Product.
I am a huge believer in @SpaceX's mission to extend human consciousness to the stars, so it’s time to make shitposting multiplanetary.
X is the best way to find out what’s happening in the world right now and talk about it. The team has been working tirelessly to make X a better place and product for the people who love it, and many have noticed the recent momentum. My goal is to help accelerate that momentum for our community, new users, and businesses globally by continuing to make this product beautiful and useful.
We are twenty years in, but it truly feels like X’s next chapter will be our greatest. I look forward to your ideas and feedback; I’m sure the replies will be measured and magnanimous.
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Guys this is a good opportunity and you don’t want to miss out of it.
NLNG is Hiring | Career Opportunities on Bonny Island, Rivers State
Nigeria LNG Limited (NLNG) has announced vacancies for the following operational roles on Bonny Island:
Shift Operator (Ref: PO/2026/001)
Operations Supervisor (Ref: PO/2026/002)Shift Principal Operator (Ref: PO/2026/003)
Key Requirements:
HND (Minimum Upper Credit) in Chemical, Instrumentation & Control, Petroleum/Gas, Mechatronics, Mechanical, Electrical/Electronic, Civil, Structural, Environmental, Marine, Metallurgical, Materials, or Software Engineering.
Relevant hands-on LNG operations experience.
Application Process: Head to the official NLNG Career Portal, set up your candidate profile, and upload all required documentation. Incomplete applications will be automatically disqualified.
Application Deadline: Tuesday, November 17, 2026
Important Note: NLNG will never request payment at any stage of the recruitment process.
If you love cloud computing, please check out her community.
I am hosting a free devops class till december. I would be covering the fundamental of cloud computing extensively.
How it will work:
- Bi-weekly assesments
- Projects after every concept(icre-cream/free chowdeck vouchers for the best projects)
- Group peering/community
- Free voucher at the end of the whole program for the most consistent individual
If you applied and have not received a mail or would like to join us , please join the community here : discord.gg/rS8ymRbKG
I'm about to explore a new career program, and I met this prof. On LinkedIn, he subtly pitched the idea to me a few months ago.
i had to ask the prof; hope i will get work ooh, and you will introduce me😂😂... coz I no get money to waste at this my age.
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Microsoft offer voluntary retirement to 27%
1) MS wants ~60,000 employees (27% global workforce) to consider voluntary exit offers (VEO)
2) Employees can choose to leave with financial compensation (or may not choose to)
3) Four countries: US, UK, Canada and India. Only selected teams qualify (level 70 and below)
4) Depts. affected: Copilot, AI, Windows, Xbox, Finance and HR, among others
5) Compensation: Severance based on seniority and tenure; no universal payout announced.
Reason?
Microsoft is controlling costs while pouring billions into AI infrastructure.
Why termed "buyout"?
A buyout is an offer by an employer to pay employees money and benefits to voluntarily leave their jobs, helping the company reduce workforce costs without imposing compulsory layoffs on employees.
A warning
As expected, tech companies will see the impact of AI restructuring first. The jobs landscape may change beyond tech, soon.
#Microsoft #AI #Jobs #India #FutureOfWork
In summary, they want to introduce a new Fancy title called
"platform architects"
The junior eng. roles will be regarded as senior roles.
AI took some jobs and brought in new ones🤣
🚨BREAKING: @moniepoint to cut Engineering, Product roles in major restructuring.
The changes come as the fintech expands beyond its established Nigerian operations and grows its presence in Kenya.
Read More: thecondia.com/moniepoint-to-…
When you are doing teeth whitening, they will remove the protective layer that helps your teeth.
Just the normal routine I dey a few months back; my teeth were sensitive for almost 2 months, then imagine if I had done the teeth whitening.
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We are all gonna be jobless at the end 😭
real.
An average MRI machine cost $250,000 (375,000,000).
Dayo Israel shared 7 brand new 2026 Prado SUVs at the cost of 165 million per unit which cost 1.1 billion ($825,000).
Dayo Israel is the Chairman, federal medical center in Abeokuta, which is a specialist hospital with ZERO MRI machine. None at all.
The 7 SUVs can purchase 3 MRI machines. Please vote out these wasteful losers in 2027!!
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One trick that this bastard called @BillGates uses is to operate through local proxies that have names specifically intended to mislead people.
So you will see "Nutrition Society of Nigeria" and think that this entity has some kind of governmental recognition - meanwhile it has no such thing.
It's literally just a random NGO funded by Bill Gates which is attempting to write itself into law and execute one of the biggest power grabs ever attempted in African public policy history!
