Pingus “Lonestar” Johnson

500 followers? Pingus edit? Already drinking? Yes. Yes. Yes.

I can’t wait to finally be done with getting my CPA so I can move on to my true passion of being a Minecraft content creator after work

Bout to absolutely crush it in the teams gc today

Sunday nap time

Woke up at 6am sharp to have a day and ended up at the strand at night. Balledge day

I am genuinely worried for when The Citadel comes into College Station

Despite only being on YouTube, being a cover, and being 10+ minutes long, this may be the best song ever made

Yes I actually use the gas station tables instead of hiding in my car like a coward, you have an issue with that?

Mike Tomlin Minecraft World Tour

Imagine being some regular SEC sorority girl and waking up to 5k more Instagram followers bc the horny camera guy kept panning to you in the crowd of a football game. Has to happen weekly

Adult money is so lit bc

Sent a fraternity flare banger after I graduated

Triple drink grind larping my way to a CPA #becker

Google search how to sneak off and take a poop while staying with your gf for the weekend

Looking back thank God my coaches gave me tuff numbers for my football and basketball jerseys in senior year of hs

Solo American hibachi Sunday experience

Woke up and threw on some cartoons like a boss

Had a lot of comments on my dinner from last night. What yall think about the pork chop stack?

No matter how normal the meal presents…the slop bowl is inevitable

Working on a project. Vlog incoming tmr