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Bottom Alhaitham your potential shan’t be underestimated

Kaveh wants that cookie bad 😭

I don’t actually think haikaveh/kavetham tiktok is that bad, most of the stuff I see on there is pretty chill. But perhaps I’m lucky 🙂‍↕️

I live in hell my state is still red 💔 but I voted and that counts for something

Accidentally got mitya… oopsie

I can’t go online cause of all the genshin spoilers and I can’t even read fanfiction on ao3 to distract myself 😭

First time in years I’m not playing genshin as soon as the update comes out 💔 kms

Love the idea of alhaitham needing a weighted blanket on him to sleep, until him and kaveh get together and kaveh says “you don’t need that anymore my dear junior, you have me” and then laying on top of him or something

If haikaveh were rodents I think Alhaitham would be a hamster and kaveh would be a elephant shrew

Genuinely think i developed chronic appendicitis but like idk what to do about that

Forever regretting not getting the haikaveh bp couches

AU where kaveh is actually Alhaitham’s personal barista